Open Folktale RP

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, IcedOutPenguin said:

"I can't understand you. Maybe you need to hold the branch."

He proffers the branch to Forare

He takes the branch and tries again.

However, this time he only sneezes. Just one long string of sneezes that looks very miserable.

He gives back the branch. "Did that work?"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

He takes the branch and tries again.

However, this time he only sneezes. Just one long string of sneezes that looks very miserable.

He gives back the branch. "Did that work?"

Takes the branch back,

"No, that was worse."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Takes the branch back,

"No, that was worse."

"Ah." He says, then sneezes.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

5 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Ah." He says, then sneezes.

"Bless you."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Bless you."

"NO! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!" Forare says, ascending

"Quick! Curse me!"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

8 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"NO! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!" Forare says, ascending

"Quick! Curse me!"

"Why?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

13 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Why?"

"DONT YOU SEE IM ASCENDING?" He says, floating up towards a glowing cloud.

"BEFORE SOON THEY'LL LOOK AT MY CRIMINAL RECORD! I'M NOT READY TO GO!"

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

10 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"DONT YOU SEE IM ASCENDING?" He says, floating up towards a glowing cloud.

"BEFORE SOON THEY'LL LOOK AT MY CRIMINAL RECORD! I'M NOT READY TO GO!"

The Dragon seemed amused

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

The Dragon seemed amused

"PLEASE! I'M NOT READYYyyyyy....." he floats away

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"PLEASE! I'M NOT READYYyyyyy....." he floats away

The dragon doesn't do anything.

[Through the Living Hope]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"PLEASE! I'M NOT READYYyyyyy....." he floats away

Bye bye mister funny man!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Later, you see him plummet from the sky through the ground, and no hole is left behind.

even later, he crawls back up through the ground in ragged clothes

”I hate you all.”

[Through the Living Hope]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Later, you see him plummet from the sky through the ground, and no hole is left behind.

even later, he crawls back up through the ground in ragged clothes

”I hate you all.”

Eos gasped dramatically. Mean!

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Later, you see him plummet from the sky through the ground, and no hole is left behind.

even later, he crawls back up through the ground in ragged clothes

”I hate you all.”

"What was that about?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

Eos gasped dramatically. Mean!

5 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"What was that about?"

“Because I’m technically dead, blessing me sends me to heaven, and heaven doesn’t want me, so it sends me to hell (cause I’m evil) so every time, I have to fight (sometimes god) Lucifer, and an army of angels and demons to get out. And you all are the ones who forced me to go through it.”

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“Because I’m technically dead, blessing me sends me to heaven, and heaven doesn’t want me, so it sends me to hell (cause I’m evil) so every time, I have to fight (sometimes god) Lucifer, and an army of angels and demons to get out. And you all are the ones who forced me to go through it.”

"I thought demons were supposed to be powerful."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"I thought demons were supposed to be powerful."

“They are. Why do you think it took me so long?”

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

“They are. Why do you think it took me so long?”

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I'm questioning the timeline now, if it took you so long to get out, why would we still be here?

 

[Through the Living Hope]

32 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

 

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They say a day with the Lord is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as a day...

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 hour ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

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But if it is only a day, then why would we still be there? That's what I don't understand, what incentive could we possibly have to stay in the same place for more than like 8 hours.

 

[Through the Living Hope]

2 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

 

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My point was, it was way longer for him than for us

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

55 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

 

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His post was made in the context of our POV's not his, so it was a decently long time for us too

 

[Through the Living Hope]

16 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

 

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Ah yeah I see that now

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

 

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no hes saying that the small amount of time was 'long' for him, he actually did just kill em all really fast

also i dont think this should be canon anyway, it was just a random gag joke

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

24 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

 

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Oh okay, so pretend like nothing happened.