Lets Create A Dog!

[Dilly honor spren she/her]

it ate it in one bite....

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

and got horrible indigestion. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

what is this intense Bobby McBobberson lore I'm seeing?

But he used magic BobPowers he just has to bypass it

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 hours ago, Wyver the Great said:

what is this intense Bobby McBobberson lore I'm seeing?

But he used magic BobPowers he just has to bypass it

Mr. Bobby McBobberson XXIII was angry that the dog had access to powers named after himself, and so he formed an alliance with Whimsy to finish splintering the dog. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Whimsy armed the dog with nightblood and a guzzler filled with a protein shake 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Mr. Bobby McBobberson XXIII got mad at Whimsy for helping the dog instead of him and so went and pouted in a corner. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

The dog rented the bee movie on blue ray dvd, showed it to every planet in the cosemere  

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Because of this, jazz became the most popular music form throughout the cosmere. 

[TheUnInvestedCremling he/him....]

Until Jazz got banned for trying to take over the world

[___ He/Him]

And lord Classical took power

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Until rock arrived 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Rock (Lunamor) was the best at rock there was, with his album 'Airsick Lowlanders'

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

The dog did not like Rock nor rock. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

And this was sad.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Because Mr. Bobby McBobberson XXIII liked both Rock and rock. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

and he did not stand for someone hatting Rock (either kind).

[___ He/Him]

17 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

and he did not stand for someone hatting Rock (either kind).

And so he took all the hats for himself

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

This made Wayne very angry, and so he teamed up with the dog against Mr. Bobby McBobberson XXIII and Rock. 

[TheUnInvestedCremling he/him....]

meanwhile, Mr. Boobby McBobberson XXIII and Rock were making various nefarious plans when the got rudely interrupted by- *smirks*, *laughs*, *cries in laughter*, a purple coloured Taynix with cute doggy eyes!!!

Edited June 27, 2025 by LordHathsin_Surviv0r
writing mistake

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

19 hours ago, LordHathsin_Surviv0r said:

meanwhile, Mr. Boobby McBobberson XXIII and Rock were making various nefarious plans when the got rudely interrupted by- *smirks*, *laughs*, *cries in laughter*, a purple coloured Taynix with cute doggy eyes!!!

I don't think anyone here knows what a taynix is... also Rock is from SA.

Wayne took Whimsy and Splintered Mr. Bobby McBobberson XXIII to get his hats back while Lunamor threw a spoon at the dog, which is hyper-effective against an Airsick Lowlander

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Because of this, the dog was left with the lasting injury of having only two legs, not three. But it was still a Shard so...

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

The dog used its fantastic power to regenerate 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

And granted Wayne incredible powers.