THE CULT OF THE WIZBIRBs

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

*inhales*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I said sniff it not inhale you child!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

If I d-d-do it can I go home?

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Yes.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

28 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Yes.

*sniffs the powers*

Spoiler

What am I doing with my life  

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

6 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

*sniffs the powers*

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What am I doing with my life  

 

OK you can go now

BTW the blue powder was just pink salt painted blue with Red 40

The white stuff was just sugar

I just gave them fun nicknames

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Oh you goober youuuuu

*leaves*

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

*offers food*

*accepts food*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Oh you goober youuuuu

*leaves*

*accepts food*

Wait *grabs him* You haven't sniffed the real stuff yet...

*hands pink powder bag*

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

*breaks bag of powder over her head*

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Does the Jacobsen Pink Hamalayen Salt (TM) taste good?

*stuffs packet in his mouth*

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

*casually watches all this occur*

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 hours ago, Wyver said:

Does the Jacobsen Pink Hamalayen Salt (TM) taste good?

*stuffs packet in his mouth*

*gags* no it doesn't

[Shatter He/Him]

Could I be a Hoid-type WHIZBIRB?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

Could I be a Hoid-type WHIZBIRB?

yes

gimme moment

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

On 5/26/2025 at 8:43 PM, Wyver the Great said:

Look @SpartanBrigade, I'm gonna give you two packets of powder.

One is blue. The other is white.

You're gonna have to sniff one of them.

One is cocaine. The other is HtKaH sleeping powder.

Make your pick.

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:20 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

Please… I just wanna go home  

I miss my dog

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:23 PM, Wyver the Great said:

PICK.

A.

POWDER.

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:27 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

B-b-blue

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:29 PM, Wyver the Great said:

Sniff it. 

Now.

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:32 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

*inhales*

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:34 PM, Wyver the Great said:

I said sniff it not inhale you child!

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:48 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

If I d-d-do it can I go home?

 

On 5/26/2025 at 9:50 PM, Wyver the Great said:

Yes.

 

On 5/26/2025 at 10:19 PM, SpartanBrigade said:

*sniffs the powers*

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What am I doing with my life  

 

What did I just witness?!?!? 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

3 hours ago, Tinwatcher said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What did I just witness?!?!? 

Wyver’s shenanigans 

[Denissimo He/him]

... Can I have an edible Wizbirb? 
Is that a thing?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

12 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

... Can I have an edible Wizbirb? 
Is that a thing?

yeah

[Denissimo He/him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

yeah

So... yes, I guess I'm an Edible Wzbirb then.
A chicken nugget or something.
(OR AN AFRICAN GREY PARROT SAUTEED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

[Riino He/Him]

On 5/14/2025 at 12:45 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

List of WIZBIRBs

WIZBIRB type: TVC (terminal velocity chilli)

Edited July 11, 2025 by Riino

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Whoa this thread got longer than the last time I visited

So what's up my fellow WIZBIRBs?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

12 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

Whoa this thread got longer than the last time I visited

So what's up my fellow WIZBIRBs?

Oh, y'know, just WIZBIRBing around

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I love how I just occasionally become obessed with one specific thing, that I very quickly mostly abandon

and then it becomes a thriving community

or if I dont abandon it, it still becomes a thriving community

*cough cough* People Who Promised To Read ORV GC *cough cough*

[Riino He/Him]

On 7/15/2025 at 12:19 PM, BlueWildRye said:

Whoa this thread got longer than the last time I visited

So what's up my fellow WIZBIRBs?

Just smacking random people with my TVC children

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

27 minutes ago, Riino said:

Just smacking random people with my TVC children

Please elaborate