Wayne's World

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Wayne took up Odium and is supreme ruler of the Cosmere
What's he gonna do what's gonna happen? I don't know, you don't know, only Wayne knows! We can speculate though...
(Moved this to it's own thread so we don't flood WYR @CoderDrag0n8@Wyver)

Edited May 7, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I just saw the title and I was like "Oh this is gonna be bad" *ahem*

First let's specify the new investiture thingies

-Allomancy is skills in different types of impersonation

-Breaths are "joke power", determining how well you can do a bad joke

-Stormlight gives expertise. In what? Only Wayne knows.

-Investiture is "WAYNE POWER!!"

I probably accidentally changed some of these, but I'll give you the blessing of filling the rest it @SpartanBrigade

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Feruchemy lets you store different types of accents 

2 minutes ago, Wyver said:

I probably accidentally changed some of these, but I'll give you the blessing of filling the rest it @SpartanBrigade

Thank you for your trust
Also what's wrong with the title 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Feruchemy lets you store different types of accents 

Thank you for your trust
Also what's wrong with the title 

If anyone has read era 2, they just know if Wayne rules the world something bad is probably gonna happen. Lets be honest, gum is gonna become a delicacy.

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, Wyver said:

If anyone has read era 2, they just know if Wayne rules the world something bad is probably gonna happen. Lets be honest, gum is gonna become a delicacy.

 

True

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

"Gum De Savor Rasperry Bleu"

Fancy for "Blue rasberry flavored gum"

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Wyver said:

"Gum De Savor Rasperry Bleu"

Fancy for "Blue rasberry flavored gum"

I prefer Gum Du Rouge Raisin myself

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

I prefer Gum Du Rouge Raisin myself

Naw. Gum De Dandreleon De Chamolnile

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

41 minutes ago, Wyver said:

Naw. Gum De Dandreleon De Chamolnile

Gum De Bulle Rose

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

*Gomme

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

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[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

"You see the secret to sounin' real fancy-like is putting accent marks over every letter. It's like a good hat for 'em see. It even goes on top of their heads!"
- Wodium, probably

Edited May 7, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

31 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"You see the secret to sounin' real fancy-like is putting accent marks over every letter. It's like a good hat for 'em see. It even goes on top of their heads!"
- Wodium, probably

Wodium is a good name. But Waydium is superior.

Also I just put on the spanish keyboard and typed ' before each letter

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Wayne is going to trade Adonalsium for a Roughs accent.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 hours ago, Wyver said:

Wodium is a good name. But Waydium is superior.

Also I just put on the spanish keyboard and typed ' before each letter

True