How to Kill a Dragon

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

Nope. You said his preferred weapon was a sickle. Didn't say anything about spicy powder. I just went through the thread

Oops

well then, uhhhh

i must be getting RP characters mixed up 

uhhh

he kicks at the ogre 

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, DAVEY said:

Oops

well then, uhhhh

i must be getting RP characters mixed up 

uhhh

he kicks at the ogre 

It's okay, thanks for working it out

The orc gets annoyed.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, DAVEY said:

Oops

well then, uhhhh

i must be getting RP characters mixed up 

uhhh

he kicks at the ogre 

An orc gets tired of his antics and punches the tree

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

15 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Revi continues running along the path. In his panic, he didn't stop to notice which way he was going.

@THE DEMON Taurain time

He runs into Taurian and falls flat on his rear end, Taurian picks him up and asks him “what are you doing?”

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, THE DEMON said:

He runs into Taurian and falls flat on his rear end, Taurian picks him up and asks him “what are you doing?”

For @THE DEMON:

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Revi sighs. "Hi, Taurian. Long time no see."

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

3 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

An orc gets tired of his antics and punches the tree

Can the tree punch back?

Yevad drops down and lands on an orcs shoulders.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, DAVEY said:

Can the tree punch back?

Yevad drops down and lands on an orcs shoulders.

sure. 

The tree decks the orc who hit it, then it goes back to being a tree.

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, DAVEY said:

Can the tree punch back?

Yevad drops down and lands on an orcs shoulders.

The orc batted at him to get him off.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

For @THE DEMON:

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Revi sighs. "Hi, Taurian. Long time no see."

 

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“Hello, Revi, traveling with humans now? never seen you stoop this low.” Taurian says.

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 minutes ago, Spark of Hope said:

The orc batted at him to get him off.

Yevad holds on

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, DAVEY said:

Yevad holds on

He gets batted in the head.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

3 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

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“Hello, Revi, traveling with humans now? never seen you stoop this low.” Taurian says.

 

For @THE DEMON:

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"Suddenly being respectful now?" Revi asks, raising an eyebrow. "Or have you just forgotten my name?"

"But no, I've done this before. I've been all over in the past century. The world is an entertaining place."

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Spark of Hope said:

He gets batted in the head.

He bats the orc back

he then attempts to jump to another orc

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, DAVEY said:

He bats the orc back

he then attempts to jump to another orc

The orc grabbed him by the ankle and held him upside down.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, DAVEY said:

He bats the orc back

he then attempts to jump to another orc

Said other orc punches him sending him sprawling.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Said other orc punches him sending him sprawling.

Hehe the orc are playing volleyball with him

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

@Spark of Hope I'm not gonna intervene anymore, lest I break more things with conflicting orders.

Edited March 28, 2025 by IcedOutPenguin

[Through the Living Hope]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

@Spark of Hope I'm not gonna intervene anymore, lest I break more things with conflicting orders.

Upside down or volleyball? Your choice 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

Upside down or volleyball? Your choice 

Volleyball sounds more fun.

[Through the Living Hope]

6 minutes ago, DAVEY said:

He bats the orc back

he then attempts to jump to another orc

Four orcs played volleyball with him as the ball. 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

For @THE DEMON:

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11 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

"Suddenly being respectful now?" Revi asks, raising an eyebrow. "Or have you just forgotten my name?"

"But no, I've done this before. I've been all over in the past century. The world is an entertaining place."

"Could you please put me down?" Revi asks. "I don't like being hung upside down."

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

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"Could you please put me down?" Revi asks. "I don't like being hung upside down."

 

For @IcedOutPenguin

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Taurian grumbled, “but you look so pathetic when you’re in your human form, so… fragile” “and yes, I’m not as immature last time we met”

 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

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Taurian grumbled, “but you look so pathetic when you’re in your human form, so… fragile” “and yes, I’m not as immature last time we met”

 

For @THE DEMON

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"Thank goodness for that." Revi grumbles, "But seriously could you put me down?" 

 

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Yevad pulls out his sickle and slices an orcs wrist

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

1 minute ago, DAVEY said:

Yevad pulls out his sickle and slices an orcs wrist

The orc howls in pain and goes down