Mistrunner

A... multi-purpose unicorn?

Um... yes. It's a long story. But I have time, so I'll tell you about it anyway.

We kinda built a... a thing for a sort of design contest- you got a bunch of long stakes and rope. We didn't even know what it was, but I looked at it from one angle and said it looked kind of like a unicorn. So that's what it was. And we made up several uses for it, because usefulness was one of the judging categories. You can burn witches on it, use it as a diving board, cook food und...

Huh.