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  1. IAmThatOneGuy
    Vlanis growled as he looked at the shining blade. He wasn’t going to become part of Mistair’s story again. I don’t have a choice. I have to fight. This Thread won’t allow a clean regeneration. Shouldn’t he welcome death? After all these years? When the time comes. I can’t allow Mistair to hurt anyone else the way he hurt me. Picking up the sword, Vlanis yelled at the inky man. “Mistair doesn’t care. All he sees in anyone is their potential to entertain him. He thinks himself an Author.” Readying into a stance, he called the memories of swordplay back to him.
  2. IAmThatOneGuy
    Vlanis carefully positioned the Sungem before opening his mouth to distract the creatures… Then he paused. Mistair was trying to tempt him. He wouldn’t fall for this again. He summoned the Vael and began to walk through to teleport to a distant place. Suddenly, something invisible forcefully pushed him out. “You’re not getting away that easily,” Mistair’s voice said with a tone of annoyance. "I want my dramatic showdown." The voice grew in volume. “Inkwell! Vlanis is over here.” From thin air, a brilliant blade clattered onto the ground. Mistair spoke again, "There we are. A little fairer."
  3. IAmThatOneGuy
    Vlanis straightened, Anti-Intent disappearing. Down the street, he could see large wolves made out of darkness screaming his name. He stood up, drawing his gun. "Great. Just great." He searched his pockets, trying to find something that could help him. From its depths, he found a Sungem, a diamond set within a magnifying glass. Better than nothing. He thought as he checked the afternoon sun.
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    Mistair raised a finger. Once the coughing subsided, he cleared his throat. "Let me see... He should be sitting on a park bench, about 4 blocks away from here." He smiled. "Got it? Good." Mistair stepped backwards, and the air began to ripple. He paused. "One more thing. Try not to fully kill him. I still need him."
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    Mistair's grin widened, his suit becoming yellow and purple. "I have a friend. He goes by Vlanis and could use a surprise right about now." He leaned in. "Could you give him one for me? You'd be doing me a favor."
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    Mistair's suit turned crimson for a moment before fading back to green and purple. "Hello there, sir!" he said with a grin. "You seem lost. I'm afraid I won't be much fun to play with, but I do know someone who would appreciate your presence." - Vlanis sat on a park bench, waiting. He wasn't sure exactly how to contact the one he needed, but he knew that they would find him. "I was told a long time ago," he began, to no one he could see, "That if I needed to, I could alert a being that can break stories." Focusing, he summoned a trace bit of Anti-Intent. "Well, here I am."
  7. IAmThatOneGuy
    Mr. Mistair chuckled as he summoned a wallet and set money on the table, his suit turning a slight shade of green with a hint of yellow. "Friend, if you can believe it, you can achieve it... Eventually."
  8. IAmThatOneGuy
    Noted.
  9. IAmThatOneGuy
    I'm gonna need ideas for a fate worse than death...
  10. IAmThatOneGuy
    Welll... yes that will kill them; there are kinks to be worked out.
  11. IAmThatOneGuy
    Alright, my first version of the WWTD is ready. Behold, the Sword of Healing! You can stab a person with it, and they won't die cause it will be actively healing the wound! It doesn't get rid of the pain; in fact, it doubles it! ... It's still a work in progress
  12. IAmThatOneGuy
    *Drops a full-size organ onto Star* No, I don't play the organ.
  13. IAmThatOneGuy
    What a morbid way to celebrate... I love it. *Drops a piano onto Star*
  14. IAmThatOneGuy
    I thought it was just me! You all suffered as well!
  15. IAmThatOneGuy
    113 Yes! Ha ha ha!
  16. IAmThatOneGuy
    111 Hahaha, the page number
  17. IAmThatOneGuy
    All you need is a lab coat, a fancy clipboard, and an unquenchable thirst for forbidden knowledge. But mainly the lab coat and clipboard
  18. IAmThatOneGuy
    I'm gonna try and make a weapon worse than death. For science purposes. If you need me, then something is obviously extremely wrong.
  19. IAmThatOneGuy
    /kill [@Through The Living Star]
  20. IAmThatOneGuy
    One of my friends has a quote book, in which he puts the most random and out-of-context quotes ever. It is a goal of mine to be quoted one day.
  21. IAmThatOneGuy
    Aw man... I had wanted my staplers. I'll just have an eraser instead. *chewing and swallowing* So, I've been meaning to ask, on a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
  22. IAmThatOneGuy
    General Kenobi... Nothing much. *sips lukewarm mug of staplers*
  23. IAmThatOneGuy
    I was thirsty, and it was the only thing on hand. What is the secret to the color 645?
  24. IAmThatOneGuy
    I don't think the chair is dead. Do you think it has to be alive in order to kill it?
  25. IAmThatOneGuy
    It's not stupid if it's in the name of science. *checks the chair*
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