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The more stories I hear about weddings, the more tempting it is to elope.

I don't have many set-in-stone preferences when it comes to women--"her hair shall be of what color it please God", even if redheads are the superior being--but there are a couple things I feel very strongly about, and one of them is a strong distaste for pomp. My actual dream wedding, to which I dearly hope my partner agrees, is a temple ceremony and a quiet dinner with family.

(Also: diamonds are stupid.)
- February 4
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1. Frustration
  
  A full 2/3rd of the women I've asked out are redheads. That was something I realized today, and it was entirely unintentional, but on a purely statistical note that does say something about me.
  
  As for wedding plans: Honestly same. I mean I have to invite my friends but I'd want something supper simple. I'd much rather have a really normal wedding with a cool Honeymoon.
  
  While I can understand the idea that not every ring needs a diamond, I just find diamonds too fascinating to say they're stupid.
  
  February 6
  
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2. Slowswift
  
  Well, to clarify, it’s not that I hate diamonds inherently, just the ones that look like ring pops. Smaller stones are fine. (Really it’s the whole cultural idea that diamonds aren’t optional that bugs me.)
  
  February 8