BECAUSE I GOT THIRSTY, OK? AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED THE SPUD KIND WAS STANDING WITH A GLASS OF WATER, AND APPARENTLY ANY WISH FROM HIM 'EXTRACTS A TERRIBLE PRICE' OR SOMETHING SO NOW I ONLY HAVE 1 DAY LEFT TO LIVE, AND THE POTATO SIGNIFIES THAT.
GEEZ, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? GOD FORBID A MAN IS THIRSTY
Why are you floating exactly pi decimeters above the ground?