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  1. Ranryu
    How To Make A Storm Dragon, For Beginners First, take the idea of a dragon. Paper or paintings work, but in this case, you decide to use a yugioh card. Next, add three essences of sky. Lightning for power, nimbus clouds for intelligence, and a Pure Zephyr for the breath of life. Put all these ingredients in the corpse of a wrongly murdered child. No need to murder one yourself. There are plenty of corpses to be found in human graveyards. Say the magic words your grandyupper taught you. "Yup. Yup! YUP!!" Now take your newly made baby dragon and teach her about life. Teach her about freedom, justice, and fire. Teach her about the Yuppers.
  2. Ranryu
    The bombs blew open the secret gates in the tunnels under the clinic. The Yuppers, Ranryu's family, was free at long last.
  3. Ranryu
    Yeah. I liked it, but there just wasn't enough content to satisfy me. It felt like the end of a book, not the whole book itself.
  4. Ranryu
    Ranryu's lighter flicked on. A thread of flame snaked up the rope leading to a bundle of explosives. "For freedom."
  5. Ranryu
    Ranryu was fluent in Yupper, so she knew that that particular yup meant, "Lay low and wait for the signal." She melted into the shadows, emerald eyes narrowed in cynical excitement.
  6. Ranryu
    Breathtaking! Thank you.
  7. Ranryu
    Ranryu smiled at the chaos and confusion. She gripped a magic radio in her hand. "This is Agent S. Everything is going according to plan."
  8. Ranryu
    Ranryu took to her cloud form and followed the chickens warily. Was this a good sign, or were the chickens plotting something?
  9. Ranryu
    The chicken catapult was finished. Ranryu lashed the contraption to the roof and played sniper for a while, grabbing dead chickens and launching them, the near light-speed impact creating even more dead chickens. Hurry up guys. I'm getting bored here, and I don't know how long I can hold this position, she thought.
  10. Ranryu
    Huh. Maybe my sisters are just different. They never did that.
  11. Ranryu
    It's all good. Does anyone else have little brothers who go through phases where they obsess over one specific thing, and THEY WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME?
  12. Ranryu
    Try and keep it PG, guys. I know there are some younger kids on this thread.
  13. Ranryu
    No property damage. Ranryu almost despaired, but she realized one very important fact. Chickens aren't property. "Be a nuisance." Be a nuisance! Murder is a nuisance.
  14. Ranryu
    The drabbit is 2 tons. They're both possessed by the communist hat god in a fight to the death.
  15. Ranryu
    Ranryu raised her lighter in excitement. "Ooh! Me! Me! I want to behead Lark and then defenestrate his guts!" Her eyes gleamed with childlike amusement.
  16. Ranryu
    Without the key.
  17. Ranryu
    Owl City music started playing in the background.
  18. Ranryu
    The sky was still caved in, but that didn't hurt anybody, it just looked cool.
  19. Ranryu
    Also, the universe realized that it really, really liked torturing the Cellist.
  20. Ranryu
    I'm getting ninjad so bad "Karma." the entire planet hissed.
  21. Ranryu
    Very, very wrong. The sky caved in.
  22. Ranryu
    Noot was irrationally angry about something that had happened to a different avatar in a different dimension. He wasn't sure what. The shiny thing was only mildly distracting, however.
  23. Ranryu
    Noot was still not a rat, so the broom did not affect him. He went to bite the Cellist on the toe and eat all his infused spheres.
  24. Ranryu
    Who would win? Frodo on a drabbit with the master sword, or a giant potato bug that likes cherry limeade who can talk?
  25. Ranryu
    Noot was not a rat, but the spell worked on him nevertheless.
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