Observer

I would like to announce my new nature as the Sliver of Observation!

You'd be able to hold your breath, but you'd still be explosively decompressed. Not very fun.

In the name of being a devil's advocate, I'll do what I can to kill this idea For starts, I'm SURE they had a good reason for attacking Jasnah and Amaram. As is said in Warbreaker, everybody's got a reason, and they all think it's a good one. Gavilar believed Szeth was a ghostblood, which means said group of people is known by Gavilar, and was the kind of group he'd first suspect of killing him. Well, that's all I've got for now.

Reference: The Parshendi are NOT the Voidbringers. We can take up the debate over there. Jezrien is Stormfather, right? What if it's him talking?

They also contain lots of infused gems for surgebinders. They do wonders for you teeth.

This is the part where I say "The Hobbit", "Lord of the Rings", "Weel of Time", or some other beloved fantasy book and earn myself a few thousand downvotes. Thankfully, I liked the above, so instead I'll just say that series I picked up for who knows why: "Gone". It defies description what they've done to what could have potentially been a good idea. Plus I hate superpower books, truth be told.

I do believe I mentioned this theory earlier, though it was mostly ignored. Thanks for bringing it back up.

I have videogame-reality parallel alertness. Example: I see a white surface, I instantly make a note of it so I can put a portal there later. I also have fourth wall awareness. It's useless, since we're no tin a comic, so my powewr is essentially knowing I have one.

Yo Skimmer so heavy, black holes orbit her!

This. Just, this. When they invent the water gun, it will forever change chasm battles.

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True. I still think they and the Nigthwatcher are far more important than we think By the way, has anybody tried to identify those spren that appear when a chasmfiend dies? It's mentioned in such a quick way right at the start, it automatically makes me suspicious. Anyone figured out was those are yet?

Most 'morning foods' contain iron. I imagine if people were allomancers in real life, we'd learn pretty quickly.

Leave me alone for 10 minutes and I'll be playing something. Plain asia, UM Owen,Necrofantasia, anything Touhou. It's crazy. I would like to announce that the Drunk Monkey Theory applies to the IRC.

On the subject of burning, I noticed something shortly after Kaladin wonders why a God would only hear prayers after you burn them. People burn bodies too, to send them to the Almighty. Could there, perhaps, be something to it? What if burning is Roshar's equiv. of Scadrial's earrings?

I always assumed the 'being hard to stop after starting' was because he'd die. TLR aged like nuts when he stopped, so it stands to reason Miles would die very nastily if he did.

I have the power to kill bytes, one week at a time. I plan to take over technology soon.

I would like to announce my sudden and inexplicable obsession with Touhou music.

Plottwistspren Somebody had to say it.

I missed Gibletesh? What on Earth is wrong with me?

Why not? The Shards can act on their own and manifest physically on their own, the only thing they don't do that we've seen possible of them is think, which humans can do for them quite nicely.

That quote says to me that Midas doesn't have to be Hoid. My theory of irony stands!

I thought we got too much Dalinar. Shallans were what I was really looking forward to, followed by Kaladin.

I have time travel superpowers. I move forward into the future at the rate of 1 second per second. Soometimes my mind takes a while to catch up, but it's a pretty fantastic ability all things considered.

There's a theory around that Shards can force their intent on one another. Odium making two shards hate eachother and fight, and Honor forcing Odium to play by the rules.