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1) The Star Wars Holiday Special 2) The Phatom Menace 3) The Ewok Adventure 4) The Empire Strikes Back (Special All-Characters-are-Jar-Jar Edition)

Snake: Story?!

Sixthed.

Ad fontem... a nice term. I like it. Lark, I have good news and bad news. Good news is you don't have to impress them or change them. They have held their views long enough that they're deeply entrenched. External persuasion, for the most part, only works to move someone's opinion slightly. For someone to make a major change to their views, they have to own it as their decision. Bad news is it's on you to try and prevent them. The young and searching are the ones who are really up for grabs.

Reddit is bad enough. What you describe is Channish. Edit: As in, resembling 4Chan, 8Chan, etc.

The distributor may not want to say it, but I will. Squee!

It looks like basically another Reddit.

Memecaps in their own thread?

"I skipped Nine." "You like strychnine?" "What?" "What?"

Trust yourself. You can do this one.

Maybe this doesn't bug most fans, but calling the original movie A New Hope. Nope! It's called Star Wars.

Are you recapping the Bible?

...even in Australia.

You're legit super-excited to find there's a movie coming out about the Fischer-Spassky championship matches.

Answering a phone with "Please hold?" <points> SHAME! If you can't talk, don't pick up.

Well, hello, brand new person with a product to advertise. Uhh... don't you think Steelheart is the best cosmere novel? Edit: Removed the link. Why advertise?

A little money and a little distance are real achievements. Even if it's a small victory, you can build from it.

It's not Harry Potter, but like the frequent attempts to ban Harry Potter, it involves the shady behavior of a Christian.

I am a creep, and you look great, but the two aren't really connected.

That was obscure, yeah. From the modeling agency scene in The Brady Bunch Movie: Marsha: Who are you modeling for? Model: Guess. Marsha: Umm... are you a Breck girl? Model: No, Guess Jeans. Marsha: Uhh, Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh? (model gets annoyed and leaves)

Umm... are you a Breck girl?

Nope. The interview is brief, but the beating-up lasts for books.

No, not that. It's a story of a dangerous predator who people think is awesome.

An interview goes badly and the subject repeatedly beats up the reporter.

8-Bit Theater?