Worst Thing to Say

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

1 minute ago, Aeoliae said:

"Don't worry, there are plenty of houses to spare."

@SmilingPanda19

"Buy one get one double the price!"

WTWTTS when you end up in the backrooms?

Have you seen my glasses? I dropped them somewhere back there. .  just take a peak for me-

WTWTTS at Walmart's cheese aisle 

[Aeoryi she/her]

44 minutes ago, SmilingPanda19 said:

Have you seen my glasses? I dropped them somewhere back there. .  just take a peak for me-

WTWTTS at Walmart's cheese aisle 

For this we must consult Lightwards ' speech to Walmart. "Citizens of Walmart! It has come to my attention that the last box of Coco puffs is missing! And I, as an emperor, demand Coco Puffs! For every five minutes I go without Coco Puffs, I will kill one person!"

WTWTTS when you have to get a significant other or else your family will kill you?

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I’d honestly rather die.

WTWTTS when you break a prized family heirloom?

[Aeoryi she/her]

It outlived its days. I did us a favor!

WTWTTS when you get caught sleeping in class and have to stay 30 minutes after school in detention?

[Cinnamon]

Well, I guess 30 minutes isn’t too long but I could squeeze in a power nap do you think you could extend it to 45 minutes? That’d work better for me thanks.

What’s the worst thing to say when you’re about to go on a road trip?

[Aeoryi she/her]

50 minutes ago, Cinnamon said:

Well, I guess 30 minutes isn’t too long but I could squeeze in a power nap do you think you could extend it to 45 minutes? That’d work better for me thanks.

What’s the worst thing to say when you’re about to go on a road trip?

"I thought it was only you guys. I'm not planning on joining, so good thing you didn't invite me."

What is the worst thing to say when you catch Santa? 

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

How many cookies did you eat Santa-

WTWTTS on your birthday

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

im a year closer to dying.

wtwtts when you see a dead man.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

nothing.

 

you've subconsciously tumbled down a rabbit-hole on that side of the internet.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

should i report this to the FBI?

wtts at a funeral.

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 hour ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

should i report this to the FBI?

wtts at a funeral.

"So the more people I kill the less school I do? Sounds like a plan!"

WTWTTS after eating ocean water

[Wittles he/him]

Don't worry, it's only a little bit salty

WTTS in a history class

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Yeah! I remember Abraham Lincoln, he was the first president!

WTTS during your lunch break.

[Ravenclawjedi42]

To your boss/teacher: you really should just scrap lunch break and make us eat hurriedly inside while working.

Right after you kiss someone

[Aeoryi she/her]

41 minutes ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

To your boss/teacher: you really should just scrap lunch break and make us eat hurriedly inside while working.

Right after you kiss someone

Enjoy the next 24 hours.

Right after making the wrong turn and ending up in a military base.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I'll have a big mac and a large fries

WTWTTS when you arrive an hour late to the party

[RaeTheRaven]

Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. But your mum paid me to so you wouldn't feel lonely *looks around* I can see why. 

WTWTTS after crashing your car into someone's home

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Who wants to see how fast I can reverse out of here?

WTWTTS after you can't reverse very fast and the cops show up?

 

[Ravenclawjedi42]

1 hour ago, Lord Spirit said:

Who wants to see how fast I can reverse out of here?

WTWTTS after you can't reverse very fast and the cops show up?

 

Did you guys want to see?

WTWTTS if the cops aren’t impressed, and they bring you to court?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

It's all a conspiracy I tell you! I actually did do everything you're accusing me of, but that's because the FBI are mind-controlling me!

When you're in prison

[Ravenclawjedi42]

Thou fool-born goatte bladder! How darest thou do this to me? Art thou a partte of the conspiracy, too? That fool FBI agente, he delighteth in our torture.

What’s the worst thing to say when you are given a longer sentence because you won’t stop talking in Early Modern English, and it’s really annoying everyone?

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Aunty em, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home. 

 

wtwttsw nothing happens?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

"It's so BORING here. I wish something INTERESTING would happen." (likely to set off a plot development that proves you wrong via laser-guided karma)

When you post in wtwttsw?

Edited October 23, 2023 by Szeth_Pancakes

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

On 10/22/2023 at 11:34 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said:

"It's so BORING here. I wish something INTERESTING would happen." (likely to set off a plot development that proves you wrong via laser-guided karma)

When you post in wtwttsw?

These answers are terrible.

wtwttsw a flaming marshmallow lands on you?

[PyroPhile]

Mmm, perfectly roasted!

WTWTTS when you forget to reply to the RP you made for a week?