Worst Thing to Say

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Ello"

When someone says hello to you.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"YOU SHALL DIE!"

When you enter a space station.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"You push this button and it lets our tardigrade friends in?"

When you are in the middle of a silent exam.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Kill everyone. Silently.

When painting a tree

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 hours ago, Robin Sedai said:

Kill everyone. Silently.

When painting a tree

“Don’t worry… the birdies won’t bother you anymore.” Evil cackle

I legit have no idea 

When people ask you if you belong to a cult

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

 

32 minutes ago, TheHalcyonGirl said:

“Don’t worry… the birdies won’t bother you anymore.” Evil cackle

I legit have no idea 

When people ask you if you belong to a cult

Yes. Yes I do.

When the people ask what cult you belong to.

Edited September 23, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"THE LIEBRARIANS HAVE CLAIMED MY SOUL AND FREED ME FROM MY LOWLY EXISTENCE!"

When you are going to give a speech in class.

Edited September 25, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"THE LIEBRARIANS HAVE CLAIM MY SOUL AND FREED ME FROM MY LOWLY EXISTENCE!"

When you are going to give a speech in class.

Hi there, today we‘re going to talk about cults!

When you are talking to someone and suddenly forget what you were about to say.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I don't remember what the plan was, Mr. President

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

...When you forget to put the second part of your post in a forum game.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

...When you forget to put the second part of your post in a forum game.

‘Hey, why you posting questions? That’s not my question! Answer MINE.’

When somebody’s walking a tightrope over a pit of fire

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Bleagh!" with an accompanying funny face.

...When you get called on in class

[Robin Sedai she/her]

"I cannot answer this question, as it is against my religious principles."

When you lose your balloon

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I'm so happy it will explode in a fiery ball of death!

When you are applying for college.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

What‘s high school?

When you‘re eating a homemade lunch at school.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"This is awful! Still, at least the hard boiled eggs are deep fried this time..."

While crossing an international border.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am carrying several tons of contraband

When playing amongus

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Wait a second, what does... Ihm-pahs-tuhr mean?

When enlisting in the UNPSC Free-will Missions Program.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Okay, master."

When falling off a cliff.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Wheeeeeeeee!"

When making homework

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"The kids don't know this, so they better figure it out!"

When doing homework.

[Telrao she/her]

"Ah, yes, my plot for world domination is almost completed!"

When at an archaeological dig site 

[FlowerGirl she/her]

"Wait, you wanted to keep the bones?"

When boarding a airplane

 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Nope! No incendiary devices here."

When flying an airplane.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Handguns? Check. Grenades? Check. RPG-7? Check."

When trying to become a mod on a Minecraft server.