Worst Thing to Say

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Where's the bathroom?

When you're shopping for candles.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"Which one is best for burning a building down?"

When you finish your homework

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now I shall feed it to my dog

When you are taking coals from the sea of fire.

[AonDoor he/him]

Let me just set my spare shorts down for a sec. (Based on a true story.)

When you just ate 39 donuts

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Do you have anymore?" (Also based on a true story)

When you are hanging from your roof by the christmas lights.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

23 hours ago, AonDoor said:

Let me just set my spare shorts down for a sec. (Based on a true story.)

where did you find a sea of fire?

23 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"Do you have anymore?" (Also based on a true story)

When you are hanging from your roof by the christmas lights.

Merry After New Year! Happy Christmas Past!

When you are being summoned to another dimension.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I wished this had lasted longer last time. Now I get to go again!"

When smacking the principle with a tray.

[AonDoor he/him]

YOU. GET. ZEROOOOOOOO!

When a lion sniffs your knee

19 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

where did you find a sea of fire?

I said based. Read my status update for more info.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*giggles* Cute kitty.

When you fall off a skyscraper

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am now an elephant.

When you have friends over

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"I'm going to play video games in my room. Sorry, it's single player. You can wait downstairs until I'm done."

When you're playing with your little brother.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

What makes you think there isn’t a monster under the bed?

When petting your dog.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now what happens if I break the tail?

When painting

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm gonna mix allll of the paints together!

When making spaghetti

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

You use water for that? And a pot? I'm going to show you how it's done *puts a pile of spaghetti on the hot cooking plate*

When listening to music 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!

When messing with the dog.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

“Dogs aren’t allergic to chocolate, right?” *proceeds to feed chocolate to the dog*

When building a house. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"This kid's designs are crazy! Who knew crayon could be so clear?!"

When destroying a house

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, I want this elderly lady to stand in this house as we demolish it.

When waiting for the car.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

"No, not Memphis Egypt, Memphis Tennessee..."

When playing accordion.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Now, I will play "Bumblebee".

When fixing a teleport gate.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

“So what I’m missing a couple parts. It’ll still work perfectly, right?”

When taking a picture.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

At the edge of a cliff. "Can you take one more step back?"

When playing SE

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am an elim

When rping.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

"[someone else's character] died"

"[someone else's character] fell into a volcano and died"

"[someone else's character] fell out of the world and died"

"[someone else's character] grew deathly ill and died"

"[someone else's character] fell out of their chair and had a heart attack"

"[someone else's character] died from water poisoning"

"[someone else's character] died because a Taco Bell sign crashed into them"

"[someone else's character] was stabbed by a bird and died"

"[someone else's character] was killed by a swan"

"[someone else's character] decided to leave the adventure"

"[someone else's character] had a mid-life crisis and decided to RP as [my character]"

When going overboard with a post.