Worst Thing to Say

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'm going to keep on jabbering during the whole run and never stop!

When you are being shoved out of a building

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

2 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

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I went whitewater rafting a couple weekends ago and there was this one girl there that I hadn't ever really talked to ever. I got to know her on the bus ride there, and learned she was naturally mischievous after she kept tapping my shoulder with her paddle the whole time we were in line then acting righteously angry whenever I accused her. Anyway we start the rafting and eventually we get to this one part that's called "Jump Rock"- this like 40-55 ft rock in the middle of the river where people who want to jump can go up. Naturally, I went up to do it and funnily enough that girl's right next to me. So I jokingly ask if anyone wants to push me off and then she goes "I would love nothing better" and proceeds to shove me right off the side into a majestic flailing side flip into the water.

Don't you guys think I should be a professional comedian?

When you run cross country

If it doesn’t hurt, you’re doing it wrong!  

When you get food poisoning...

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

So I just drink this whole bottle of medicine?

When you're texting a friend 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes your depression is something you should sink into it will do you good.

When you're teaching a class.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Flips through ‘Teaching for Noobs’ book* “Man I sure wish I was qualified for this… anyway, flip your textbooks to page 34, and start scribbling all over it with crayon- oh hello Mr. Principal!”

When you break an entire museum. 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

This building was scheduled for demolition, no?

When you die for the third time in TLT

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Only 500 times to go!

When you refuse to RP as yourself.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I would be too annoying, you see.

When you drop your phone in the toilet.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Well, that was only the second newest phone. Now I can get an upgrade!

When you eat food you're allergic to

[Robin Sedai she/her]

EpiPens are for wimps.

When the Q key on your computer sticks

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Quick quarks quack quopiously.

When you realize you don't know the answers to any of the exam questions

[Robin Sedai she/her]

It's hopeless anyway, so I might as well sit here and chew gum.

When you change your email address

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Now I just need to send this to everyone.

When you are trying to sleep

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I've heard coffee is soporific...

When you're on national television

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Oh, don't listen to these people. They don't know what they're saying.

When you're on a rocket about to launch into space.

Edited August 26, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm sure these O-rings will hold.

When you're eating curry

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Give me the spiciest sauce you have! NO GIVE ME TWICE THE POWER OF THE SPICIEST SAUCE YOU HAVE!

When you're insulting someone.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*looks at phone and says password aloud*

When you text aloud

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Mispronounce each W with an S sound. While dragging out each S.

When you are skydiving in a highstorm.

Edited August 29, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Go, on, Stormfather! I DARE YOU!

When you laugh really hard at a joke and look up to realize that everybody else is staring at you.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Guess I’m the only person here who’s not too dumb to get the joke, am I right everybody?”

When you start a war in sub-Saharan Africa so you can make a profit by selling weapons to both sides.

Edited August 29, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"No really, it will be great if you Niger and you Chad get into a war, then I can make lots of money!"

When you are teaching Calculus.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, I know you will never use this ever again, but lets find the solution to this impossible problem.

When you forget to write something

Edited August 30, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I always loved talking to my invisible text friend!"

When you are doing a lab.

[AonDoor he/him]

Here we have a not-so-fresh frog, blue rare, with a side of formaldehyde.

When you finish a 46-hour movie marathon