Worst Thing to Say

[Morningtide she/her]

Huh. Valid career option! 

when someone comes up who clearly knows you, but you don't remember them

Edited July 24, 2022 by Morningtide

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Who are you?

When memory is going to be erased.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Who needs memories, anyway?

When someone hands you a bead of Lerasium.

Edited July 27, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So I just crush it into a powder like this?

When you start uncontrollably rolling down a hill towards a giant chasm.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

When you have to read tiny text for the forum game.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

SMALLLLLLER!

When you are starting a new school.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"So, when do you want to incapacitate the teachers?"

When you are in a diplomatic meeting with another civilization.

[AonDoor he/him]

If you're just gonna make all these rules, we might as well go to war. It'll be easier.

When your eye falls into your drink

[Going_North_cal]

"Hey, hey! It's like boba tea!"

When the desk falls on your leg

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Ohhh wow I've wanted to crack my knee all day.

When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story)

[Going_North_cal]

10 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story)

elaborate for me please. pm perhaps?

i've always wanted to go skydiiiiviiiiinng!!!!

When your microwave starts asking for sacrifices.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I never liked those people anyway!

When your house burns down.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

there... now all the evidence is gone... they can't implement me in the crime.

when you see a sobbing child separated from their parent

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

My dear, sweet child. I can direct you to an orphanage if you want-

When you run out of toothpaste...

Edited August 22, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Man, that sure was delicious! Good thing swallowing toothpaste doesn’t have any ill side effects.

When there’s no more gas in the car

Edited August 22, 2022 by Landing Sequence

[Szeth's Facepalm]

On 8/19/2022 at 0:25 PM, Shining Silhouette said:

When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story)

!?!?!? Please elaborate 

"... the last gas station was 40 miles back. Time for a fun hike!"

when your friend shows you a terrible portrait they made of you

[S. Stormy she/her]

On 8/19/2022 at 9:25 AM, Shining Silhouette said:

When a girl pushes you off a cliff (true story)

What! Please 'splain!

1 hour ago, Szeth's Facepalm said:

when your friend shows you a terrible portrait they made of you

What a lovely depiction of someone possessed by Yelig-Nar you've made for me!

When you overreact to something trivial and scream a bloodcurdling scream.

Edited August 22, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed
Typo

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Wow, that was an understatement

When you are trying to get published.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I got an F in all my english classes.

When you are taking a quiz.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

THE ANSWER IS 42!

When you are watching a movie.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT THIS NEW SPEAKER THAT CAN BLAST MUSIC LET ME TURN IT ON

When you start LOTR

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I sure hope that all the hobbits die, they annoy me!

When a very fat black cat is sitting on your chest.

[Shard of Reading he/him]

Would now be a good time to tell you that when I sneeze I set off an explosion at least as large as your mother?

When you realized you put a death threat and a your mom joke into one statement

[S. Stormy she/her]

5 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

OH MY GOSH I JUST GOT THIS NEW SPEAKER THAT CAN BLAST MUSIC LET ME TURN IT ON

When you start LOTR

Brightlord Sil! Now that you're here, you have to explain. Unless it's really awful or something.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

On 8/22/2022 at 3:28 PM, Szeth's Facepalm said:

!?!?!? Please elaborate 

On 8/22/2022 at 4:51 PM, Shallan Stormblessed said:

What! Please 'splain!

Spoiler

I went whitewater rafting a couple weekends ago and there was this one girl there that I hadn't ever really talked to ever. I got to know her on the bus ride there, and learned she was naturally mischievous after she kept tapping my shoulder with her paddle the whole time we were in line then acting righteously angry whenever I accused her. Anyway we start the rafting and eventually we get to this one part that's called "Jump Rock"- this like 40-55 ft rock in the middle of the river where people who want to jump can go up. Naturally, I went up to do it and funnily enough that girl's right next to me. So I jokingly ask if anyone wants to push me off and then she goes "I would love nothing better" and proceeds to shove me right off the side into a majestic flailing side flip into the water.

 

10 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

When you realized you put a death threat and a your mom joke into one statement

Don't you guys think I should be a professional comedian?

When you run cross country