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Thanks for following me, but FYI I'm not going to follow you back because you use bad grammar.

When someone ninjas you.

Posted
1 hour ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

VENGEANCE WAS MINE!

When you accidentally spoil a Sanderson book for someone else.

Oh well, at least I didn’t tell you that *lengthy explanation of every single cosmere spoiler*

WTWTTSW you become bonded to an alien symbiote who has to eat brains or chocolate to survive 

someone please get this

Posted

It's okay! All I need to do is stop trying.

When you suddenly realize you just set your best friends house on fire.

Posted

I hope nobody will steal this if I put it down in the middle of a busy restaurant while I go to the bathroom.

When Wyrn is after you.

Posted (edited)

TOUCHDOWN FOR THE COUGARS!

When your master's prisoners with jobs have armed themselves. (who gets the reference?)

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Fixing quote
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On 7/4/2022 at 9:17 AM, Shallan Stormblessed said:

When your master's prisoners with jobs have armed themselves. (who gets the reference?)

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Thor Ragnarok? 

"No, they're slaves!" 

When your brother proclaims hatred for all literature and a love of the Percy Jackson movies. 

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Oh my gosh your hair is SO ugly. Also, your mom is a jerk.

Edit: I thought of a funnier response: What are you gonna do, shoot me?

When your boyfriend/girlfriend proposes.

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Posted

(in light of recent events today, I will be saying something that is both right and wrong in this scenario)

OH MY GOOOOOOOSH!!!!! *makes out aggressively*

When your mother calls you by your full name

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6 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

(in light of recent events today,

?

7 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

When your mother calls you by your full name

Oh, that's my middle name? I thought it was Taylor. Huh.

When your friend finds out you weren't at all paying attention to what they were saying.

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On 7/20/2022 at 9:48 PM, CalanoCorvus said:

(in light of recent events today, I will be saying something that is both right and wrong in this scenario)

Please explain @CalanoCorvus

On 7/20/2022 at 9:56 PM, Shallan Stormblessed said:

When your friend finds out you weren't at all paying attention to what they were saying.

I pay more attention than I should, given how ANNOYING you are...

When you witness a bank robbery.

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