Worst Thing to Say

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

WEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee SPLAT!

when you use big text by accident.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

“Pssssssssssst! Over here.” (somebody) whispers

When your teacher finds you checking the shard while in class.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

this font is better, right?

When you are late for your part in the play

Edited May 18, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I am only the most important character in the play

When you edit your question

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Answer both questions then!

When you're having a heart attack.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lets go find some LIGHTNING

When your friend falls in a hole

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Want a shovel?

When you are a robot

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Let’s go swimming.

When you’re friend is drowning.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Is that a shark I see, no it's just 200 sharks.

When you are the leader of a country

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I rig elections!

When you are playing football.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I don't know how to play

When you are a beta reader

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I have no eyes, ears, or hands.

When you suggest creating a communist regime in your math class.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what? it sounded fun...

when you start saying stuff about communism as a joke, but then someone believes you and is now taking over the world.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Joseph! I'm so proud of you! (he's a kid in my USH class that is really into it. I can actually see him doing it.)

When you derail a thread.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Which bear is best?

When you are attacked by a gummy bear.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'm a buffalo

When you are attacked by aliens.

[Going_North_cal]

No no. Take me to your leader.

When your snake starts shouting slurs at you.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yes, yes, I'll go get my sister for you

When you see a giant flying electric wyvern bug.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

COME EAT ME!

When you are late for class

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I walked as slow as I could

When you misquote someone

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This was on purpose!

When you are late for a date

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I had to take a detour to get you this! *pulls out giant ant* I got you a puppy!

when you watch ant man for the eightieth time.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He should have gone down with his ant

When you meet a sith lord

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Red and black is an AWFUL color combo.

When you ARE a sith lord.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I should go visit the jedi temple on of these days

When you are skydiving