Worst Thing to Say

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am made of Metal!

When you encounter a wayne

[NameIess]

Did i tell you how much I hate hats?

when you get stabbed by a Wayne.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This tastes good, do it again!

When you get into math class.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh boy, maybe today in ninth grade, I'll finally learn what 2+2 is!

When you serve someone gross food on purpose.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

I made it to show how much I love you.

When you are holding a Sanderson book.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Where is the nearest campfire

When you are talking to someone who is in TLT.

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Narrators suck. (IDK, I'm not in the TLT to)

When you're immigrating Santa Claus.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I hope these aren't illegal presents

Whe you are a salmon

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I love the salmon run!"

When you are Atlas

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

Hold this for a second, will ya?

When your mom asks you to do the dishes

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

No

When you punch Hoid

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

You, my friend, have made yourself a terrible enemy

When you steal Wayne's hat

[NameIess]

Of course I burned it random person with a funny accent. Why wouldn't I have? I hate hats.

When that random guy with a funny accent turns out to be Wayne.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I stole your hat. and burned it

When you're watching youtube in class

[Kvothe the Bloodless he/him]

Don't worry teacher, Mr. Beast is quite educational

When you finally turn in the assignment that was due two weeks ago

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Psst, it's blank.

When someone's kneecaps fall off.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

MaY I haVE THaaT?

When you enter the museum of cryptics

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Don't worry, the kneecap demons follow the 5 second rule.

When chaos is your teacher.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I believe you just got ninja'ed

When you don't upvote your friend

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

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                                        when you meet a demon

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Do the ree!

When you break your own toe on purpose.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

That was really smart of me!

When you are working on a project in class

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

who should up in our project?

When you meet a sharder IRL

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I met you on an obscure internet site, and am totally not a stalker!

When you move somewhere new

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Whose house should we blow up first?

When you write a english paper.