Worst Thing to Say

[Quivil]

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! NOW EVERYONE'S GOING TO KNOW THAT IT WAS US WHO ORDERED THE ASSASSINATION OF THE KING OF ENGLAND AND STOLE THE CROWN!

 

WTWWTS When someone eats your cookie (What have I done)

Edited December 10, 2021 by Ookla of Anarchy and Chaos

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Joke’s on you. I just tortured your entire family to death.

WTWTTS when you’re playing WTWTTS?

[NameIess]

*Insert highly controversial and offensive political statement*

WTWTTSW you're under attack by a pillow monster?

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

You’re uncomfortable and overstuffed? XD

WTWTTSW when you’re confronted by a sentient waffle?

[AonDoor he/him]

I prefer pancakes.

WtWTTS when your friend breaks a bone?

[Experience he/him]

If we break another bone, then this one won't hurt as badly.

WTWTTS when you fail a triple backflip?

[AonDoor he/him]

Why can't I feel anything?

1 minute ago, Ookla the Enthralled said:

If we break another bone, then this one won't hurt as badly.

"Want me to show you a little trick? Take your mind off that pain? Let me see your finger. Now, you may feel a little pressure...." -Major Payne

WTWTTS when you're ziplining?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Ooooo I like the visual effects! The cable smoking is really cool!

 

 

When you buy a $1000.00 bottle of moisturizer for your dog.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Oh, wait. This is just mud with a fancy label on it

When you rip out and eat someone’s heart.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

That was fun. *grins bloody grin*

Let's do it again.

When you raise a zombie army.

Edited December 11, 2021 by Robin Hatter
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[Quivil]

"MY BABIES!"

 

When you're eaten by a zombie army

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I've-I've always wanted to know this. Do I taste like chicken?

When your pet puppy is eaten by a zombie army

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Barked too much anyway

When you’re dying.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

At least - I'll be going somewhere - without you idiots - *dies*

When you've finally defeated your arch-enemy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Haha! I'll trap you in the county jail! No one has ever escaped, because no one has ever been detained there before you!

When you're lobbying for a tLM spoiler thread

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gimme that thread now, Chaos, or I'll hack your forum!

When you upvote someone

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

I see you’re at reputation level 666. Torture of Heralds. Enjoy your upvote loser.

When you’re at a wedding 

Edited December 13, 2021 by Ookla the Taln Fan

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I object!

When you're a sociopath. (Asking for a friend )

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Taln Fan said:

I see you were at reputation level 666. Torture of Heralds. Enjoy your upvote loser.

There, I fixed it.

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Confused said:

When you're a sociopath. (Asking for a friend )

WTWTTS When you're a sociopath. (asking for a friend ) Good thing you're not a sociopath

WTWTTS When you just ate your truthless's oathstone?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

You can have it when it comes out.

When someone posted a complex, well thought out theory

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*is Frustration*

When you're on the Shard and you shouldn't be because it's too late

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I'm going to turn off the Shard now and go to bed. (Correct answer: *Starts 5 hour streak*)

 

When you break The Stick.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Why is everybody making such a big fuss? It's just a stick.

When you're eating sweet potatoes.

[AonDoor he/him]

These yams are terrible. (Gets attacked by sweet potatoes)

When you're watching Napoleon Dynamite

[NameIess]

Seriously, this is garbage! Who needs to watch this, when I have Napolean and dynamite at home? *proceeds to strap dynamite to dog*

When you don't get that reference