Worst Thing to Say

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Hey, your grandma sleeps a lot.”

When you’re driving

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What's that thing coming straight at us - crunch

When you invite someone to your wedding

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You don’t have to come - pretty sure everyone there will be dead by the end of the day. My fiancé is a sociopath - she’s working on fixing that, but she can’t control it sometimes.

WTWTTS when you kill someone?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Officers, I can assure you that I did it on purpose."

 

When someone lights your pet on fire.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

You know, I've got a sibling too...

When you bond a spren.

Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Pendragon

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Dang it! I wanted an Honorspren!

When your friend gets turned into a Steel Inquisitor.

[NameIess]

Did I mention that I'm a seeker?

When you accidentally teach Wayne hemalurgy

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Spike em' dead!

WTWTTS when you are eaten by a sea monster?

[AonDoor he/him]

So, have you ever killed Jack Sparrow?

WTWTTS when you open a Christmas present from your best friend?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

“Oh… um… it’s good? Yeah, thanks.”

WTWTTS when you are walking down a dark alleyway?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Very loudly in rich person accent* "Gee, sure hope I don't get mugged!"


When Adonalsium shatters.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Well, you shouldn't have left him so near the edge.

When someone compliments your writing

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

AWW WHELLLLLLL IT WASN'T THATTT GOOD

When someone bakes you cookies

Edited December 3, 2021 by Ookla the Confused

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm not eating these, they've probably got spikes in them. Hey... *looks at you suspiciously* Haven't I seen you in the Dark Alley?

When someone passes you the ball

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Wait, stop! I’m blind!

 

When you drop your sibling’s birthday present down the well that’s just outside of your house for no reason.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

HahahahahahBhbahabhababbwjmasdfghjkl

“OH, OOPS!”

When you eat the last piece of cake

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'll eat that, you're fat enough.

When walking to your execution

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Executioner? do I get a  souvenir too?

When you hear someone fart

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Whooo, yikes!

When you murder your family (asking for a friend)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I WANTED THE COOKIES JIMMY

when you eat too much food.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*literally explodes*

When you like to eat watermelons

[AonDoor he/him]

Well, I don't want it after you've put your hands all over it.

WtWTTS when you're decorating a Christmas tree?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

No presents this year!

When your brother is playing a video game

[AonDoor he/him]

Well, that's a stupid looking house.

WtWTTS when you're a doctor?

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

*in an operation* Oops!

WTWTTS WHEN YOU’RE YELLING