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Posted
12 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

WTWTTSW you just ignored the deaths of hundreds of innocents under your nose? 

“Ew! What’s that smell?!”

Harry Potter spoilers:

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WTWTTSW You see Dobby die on screen? 

Posted
54 minutes ago, JesterLavorre said:

“Ew! What’s that smell?!”

Harry Potter spoilers:

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WTWTTSW You see Dobby die on screen? 

Screw Dobby, I never liked him anyway.

WTWTTSW when your friend tells you about a friend of hers that died?

Posted
10 hours ago, Aspiring Writer said:

WTWTTSW when your friend tells you about a friend of hers that died?

Are you telling me that you don't have a boyfriend anymore?

WTWTTSWY just got murdered by a dragon.

Posted
34 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Are you telling me that you don't have a boyfriend anymore?

WTWTTSWY just got murdered by a dragon.

Is that Daenerys on the Dragon's back?

WTWTTSW you meet Dan and Dan?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said:

WTWTTSW you meet Dan and Dan?

Who in the Stormfather's name are you?

WTWTTSWY get attacked by a mob of angry fans.

Posted
1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Who in the Stormfather's name are you?

WTWTTSWY get attacked by a mob of angry fans.

You're all just (Insert)ist! That's why you don't like it! (Aka, the Rian Johnson approach.)

WTWTTSW your boss wants to fire you but can't?

Posted
29 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said:

You're all just (Insert)ist! That's why you don't like it! (Aka, the Rian Johnson approach.)

WTWTTSW your boss wants to fire you but can't?

I am the captain now!!!

What is the worst thing to say when confronted by an enemy that you thought long dead?

Posted

Oh c’mon, you again??? Your character arc ended like 4 seasons ago, just stay dead! Man, god needs to hire better writers. 

WTWTTS when you just won the lottery?

Posted
6 hours ago, Dannex said:

Oh c’mon, you again??? Your character arc ended like 4 seasons ago, just stay dead! Man, god needs to hire better writers. 

WTWTTS when you just won the lottery?

I’m using this all to buy lottery tickets! 
WTWTTSW you just spent all your won lottery money on more lottery tickets?

Posted
20 minutes ago, Shob the Voidbringer said:

can i get a refund? these tickets taste terrible

WTWTTS when you're taken to the mental health center

I'm not insane, I just want to rip that animal's limbs off and watch it squirm.

WTWTTSW you are carrying a gallon of gasoline.

Posted
1 minute ago, Aspiring Writer said:

I'm not insane, I just want to rip that animal's limbs off and watch it squirm.

WTWTTSW you are carrying a gallon of gasoline.

man, this wall make the best bathwater

Worst thing to say when you are at a parent teacher conference

Posted
Just now, Shob the Voidbringer said:

e for excellent, d for done well, c for could be worse, b for bad, and a for awful. 6 e's, that's amazing!

WTWTTS at the Brandon Sanderson fan-club

who's this Brandon sanderson guy, don't you mean Brandon mull?

worst thing to say when you are baking a wadding cake

Posted
On 1/15/2021 at 1:40 PM, Gak said:

who's this Brandon sanderson guy, don't you mean Brandon mull?

worst thing to say when you are baking a wadding cake

A wadding cake? I ordered a WEdding cake!

WTWTTSW the idiot baker ruined your wedding cake?

Posted
5 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

WTWTTSW the idiot baker ruined your wedding cake?

"Say, this knife looks awfully sharp..."

WTWTTSW said idiot baker turns out to be really good at knife fighting?

Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Say, this knife looks awfully sharp..."

WTWTTSW said idiot baker turns out to be really good at knife fighting?

Never bring a knife to a gunfight! (Pull revolver!)

WTWTTSW You’ve just committed justifiable homicide with an illegal gun? (Because New York.)

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

WTWTTSW You’ve just committed justifiable homicide with an illegal gun? (Because New York.)

A lawyer? I don't need a lawyer! I'm in the right!

WTWTTSWY get sentenced to thirty years in jail?

Posted
2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

A lawyer? I don't need a lawyer! I'm in the right!

WTWTTSWY get sentenced to thirty years in jail?

You can't hold me. *Laughs maniacally and begins to glow."

What is the wrong thing to say when you manifest magical powers in court.

Posted
Just now, Nathrangking said:

What is the wrong thing to say when you manifest magical powers in court.

"UNLIMITED POWAH!"

WTWTTSWY get sentenced to fifty years in jail?

Posted
24 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"UNLIMITED POWAH!"

WTWTTSWY get sentenced to fifty years in jail?

I’m outa here!

WTWTTSWY accidentally teleport yourself to the Cosmere, breaking every Realmatic rule?

Posted
22 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

I’m outa here!

WTWTTSWY accidentally teleport yourself to the Cosmere, breaking every Realmatic rule?

*Too Kaladin* Oh, it's not too bad. This is all fake and nothing matters anyway.

WTWTTSWY accidentally give Kaladin more depression.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

*Too Kaladin* Oh, it's not too bad. This is all fake and nothing matters anyway.

WTWTTSWY accidentally give Kaladin more depression.

Can I take you to Scadrial? There’s a guy there I want you to meet.

WTWTTSWY barge in on the Ghostbloods with a depressed Windrunner in tow demanding to speak to their boss?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

WTWTTSWY barge in on the Ghostbloods with a depressed Windrunner in tow demanding to speak to their boss?

"Hi, I brought you a Windrunner prisoner!"

WTWTTSW Kaladin goes sicko mode, kills all the ghostbloods, and throws you in jail?

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