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[Vyzkel He/Him]

The enemies right there and they’re poised to kill! What are our orders sir?

Well that’s not supposed to happen… no refunds! *runs away*

[TwinStorm He/Him]

This box is... empty, sir? I've preordered this novel for a year.

Ah, so this is where we die, right?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The lair of Scylla

Spoiler

IT'S TOO LATE! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Please, reconsider this

So it has come to this

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Father, god king, rarely do I ask for favors

Heh, they were tasty.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Where is the chicken's legs??

No! I will never stop burping!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

If you don’t stop, I’m taking away your supply of carbonated beverages for good.

 

LIGHT IT ON FIRE!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Eurylochus, light up six torches

GIVE IT TO ME

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Can I interest you in some moral ambigu--

I wanted it FRIED, idiot. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Here's your orders of your potatoes.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

WHERES MY FOOD?

 It’s only a couple

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Uh…is he missing some limbs?

Time does not exist.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

15 hours ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Here's your orders of your potatoes.

I love how he only said one thing and it worked both ways

anyway

9 hours ago, Ookla the Awkward said:

Uh…is he missing some limbs?

Time does not exist.

It’s time to die *points gun*

I don’t know! It happened so quickly…

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

WHERE DID THE UPS DIRVER GO!

*proffers large book threateningly*
 

THEY WERE COMING FOR ME!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Sir, you're going 30 miles over the speed limit.

Welcome to the moon!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Can you help me get my dog? *points to dog floating away*

Welcome to the Himalayas!

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*freezes*

 

I only did it oooooooonnnnnceeeee.

[OoklaApologist She/her]

I'm going to push you off a cliff for every time you stole my dog.

Malicious and periodic, that's what it is

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

But your dog tried to kill me! You said it yourself, it’s… what did you say?

You may have just gotten checkmate, but we’re playing Chinese checkers. And as my old friend Confucius say, the hunter has become… the hunter-ed!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

...Queen of spades, which makes that a royal flush! Well mate, looks like you owe me another check!

But that would only make sense if you consider the color blue. But with YELLOW in the equation...

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Evaluate the following: blue84+black7*orange54^fuchsia12-lime!/white0

i always comes before e!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Can you tell me something only an IDIOT would say?

Spoiler

This is a joke

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

After the Gimme alien invasion, I can't really trust anyone anymore. But that aside.... I have that thing you've always wanted.... oh no I'm fine. But what do you say, about this gift...? 

Aw man, I always thought that wouldn't happen. I just lost several hundred on a bet.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

I think the world is actually ending??

Unmitigated horror.

Edited December 11, 2024 by Ookla the Pancake

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Well- what do you usually daydream about?

*inconspicuously throws shovel* I mean, I don't think so.