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[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Throw it away, okay?

Anyway… chicken legs?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You must understand, this is the most important thing to ever happen in the history of the universe!!

Please... put that down.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

And what is the purpose of this "Blackhole in your living room" scroll?

This will most certainly affect the cheese industry, I just know it.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

All the farmers and cows have traded places?

This is going to end very avocado.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

splits into several different personalities and then builds an avocado dispenser.

 

The heavy is dead?

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Are you dead?

MY BRAINS ARE LEAKING-

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Hey, looking good! Did you cut your hair?

Please remove yourself from my general vicinity.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

What is that weird gunk on your shirt?

Pineapples

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

why?

Look, i have 20 hours to waste.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So.. do you think you'd be up for a little adventure? It involves running from the police!!

Four times out of five, yeah.

[Wittles he/him]

How often would you say you get away with felonies?

Honestly, I have no idea

[shortcake thr/eat ka/boom]

why is there talking head of lettuce on our coffee table?

*shudders* b i r d s ...

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I was attacked on the beach an hour ago

$20 dollars is 20 dollars$

[Aeoryi she/her]

Did you know that the value of money changes depending on what time you're in?

You kill it with fire.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

What do we do with the cat?

 

 As you should, as you should.

Edited September 14, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

I just blew up sans undertale

You should try it if you get a chance.

Edited September 15, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Have you ever shaved your head into a Mohawk?

The theater!

[Aeoryi she/her]

Where should we hit first? 

[

Spoiler

You know

]

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

The white powder…

 

Whaaaat!!!!

[Aeoryi she/her]

43 minutes ago, Lightweaver2 said:

The white powder…

 

Whaaaat!!!!

የማዕበል ብርሃን ቤተ-መጽሐፍት በጣም ጥሩ ነው።

No.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Will you give me five dollars?

 But they can’t chuck wood!

[Aeoryi she/her]

The ritual requires 5 wood.

Use the bullet, luke

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Quick, how do I stop that very large boulder from smooshing us in two seconds?!

Only if you buy me a literal boatload of ice-cream first. I don't mean canoe, speedboat, or even yacht sized-boatload. I mean like shipping tanker boatload.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Hey, can you give me that book?

 

Aight, that's it, *chucks a tub of popsicles at a celebrity's head*

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

*panics*

 

Burrito just offered me some salsa. and it's delicious. I am on fire now, but it's worth it.

Edited September 24, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT