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[Spren of Kindness she/her]

No, officer, what's your name?

I am the result of years of oppression, idiot.  Treat me with respect.

[Scarletfox]

*a police officer* How many times to I have to say this, the kids on Elm street don't think they're better than you! Smashing their mailboxes will not solve anything!

Thirteen acres of land and a pound of dog poop.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Just now, Scarletfox said:

*a police officer* How many times to I have to say this, the kids on Elm street don't think they're better than you! Smashing their mailboxes will not solve anything!

Thirteen acres of land and a pound of dog poop.

Wow, these are some really nice potatoes. How did you get this good of a crop?

Well, it all happened because of the spinach puffs.

[Turtle they/them]

why is there a giant statue of vin in my house?

cmon! One more try?

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

Ok, that's it, Jimmy. We're leaving the arcade. You've broken the bowling alley and completely defeated every game besides this one, you'll be fine.

I would, but Gretchen from Mean Girls keeps stopping me.

[Turtle they/them]

did you kill that girl?

 

 

OF COURSE YOU MORTAL FOOL! I AM THE BRIDGE BETWEEN YOUR WORLD AND THE SPIRITS, AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU! *takes out her fans and literally creates a island*

[Nathrangking he/him]

How do you really feel?

War is sometimes not the answer.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

So you started the conflict?  Or was that your twin?

Let's start with the fact that we're stuck in a bomb shelter and the enemies are in the base.

[Turtle they/them]

tell me the story of how you killed all of the people in scadrial!

 

I would never! Katara outlawed that and its impossible to do without the full moon! *Runs away*

[AonEne he/him]

Have you brushed your teeth today? 

I mean, I didn’t, but now I want to. 

[Nathrangking he/him]

Did you skydive while reading Mistborn?

What a day! You won't believe what happened. It all started when....

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

53 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

Did you skydive while reading Mistborn?

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I mean, I didn't, but now I want to.

54 minutes ago, Nathrangking said:

What a day! You won't believe what happened. It all started when....

"So, since you want to remain friends, you won't go on a tangent when I ask you...How was your day?"

"Well, only you would be so rude to ask me about that. All I will say is that it involves *insert random Shardbuddy here.* Ask them."

[Scarletfox]

12 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

"Well, only you would be so rude to ask me about that. All I will say is that it involves *insert random Shardbuddy here.* Ask them."

Why, I mean, how do you have 24 different spikes going through you at the same time? I didn't even think that was possible!

It all began when I walked outside on a foggy day wearing a pair of sunglasses...

[Condensation she/her]

15 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

"So, since you want to remain friends, you won't go on a tangent when I ask you...How was your day?"

"Well, only you would be so rude to ask me about that. All I will say is that it involves *insert random Shardbuddy here.* Ask them."

Yeah, sorry.

How did you end up with this amazing idea?

No, not really. I think if I tried, I probably could, but I've never really wanted to.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Yeah, sorry.

How did you end up with this amazing idea?

No, not really. I think if I tried, I probably could, but I've never really wanted to.

Have you ever gotten a good night's sleep?

HECK MCFREAKING YASSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[Condensation she/her]

Would you like to own McDonalds?

Mmm. Sandwiches.

[Scarletfox]

I mean it's crazy.

What?

We finish each others--

Spoiler

(frozen reference, to all who didn't catch it)

When in doubt, be the laptop.

[Experience he/him]

How do you do your homework so fast?

1 calculator, a pair of scissors, and 13 pieces of dog food. 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

So, what were you planning on using to propose to her again?

You give me one look, and I'll be on one knee with a plastic ring, and I don't even know you.

[Kings_way he/they]

What would you do if I told you I killed your sister?

Of course! Who wouldn't?

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Did you become a Truthless?

Fadran abandoned us. HE ABANDONED US!!!

[Nathrangking he/him]

Why do we hold a grudge?

The gate is open. I don't remember leaving it open.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Tell me... why exactly is there a lion loose on the mansion grounds?

Could’ve, should’ve, would’ve, but ya didn’t.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

I thought you were going to the carnival?

We heard the people sing, sir.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Sergant! Do you care to explain to me exactly why the entire platoon is tap dancing in coordination?

It’s a long and dark road, but the reward at the end is worth it.