Kiss, Marry, Kill (Sanderson Edition)

[Gears]

1 hour ago, Vapor said:

KMK: Ham, Himalaya Smedry, Hoid

Kiss Ham because he's alright. Marry Hoid because he's really, really awesome. Kill Himalaya because I haven't read Alcatraz.

Spensa, M-Bot, Doomslug

Edited August 10, 2020 by Gears

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Doomslug, marry Spensa, copy M-Bot's personality and then kill that.

KMK: Jerkface, Rigamarole, Amphisbaena

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Rig, Marry Jerkface, Kill Amphisbaena.

KMK: David, Megan, Prof

Edited August 10, 2020 by Vapor

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

1 hour ago, Vapor said:

Kiss Rig, Marry Jerkface, Kill Amphisbaena.

KMK: David, Megan, Prof

Kiss Megan, marry David, (POTATO IN A MINEFIELD!!!! METAPHORS!!!!!) kill Prof.

KMK: Spook, Elend, Sazed.

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Spook, Marry Elend, I can't kill Sazed so...

KMK: X, Y, Z (TLT)

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Z, Marry X, Kill Y.

KMK: Cinder, Scarlet, Cress(only answer if you've read all of these books, please. If it doesn't get replied to, I'll put a different one.)

[theTruthshaper]

9 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Kiss Z, Marry X, Kill Y.

KMK: Cinder, Scarlet, Cress(only answer if you've read all of these books, please. If it doesn't get replied to, I'll put a different one.)

Kiss Cinder, Marry Cress, Kill Scarlet

[Condensation she/her]

KMK

[theTruthshaper]

17 minutes ago, Condensation said:

KMK

Don't have one.

[Condensation she/her]

Alright I'll post one, even though you're supposed to come up with one when you answer.

KMK: Hurl, FM, Quirk

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Quirk, Marry FM, Kill Hurl

KMK: Tris, Tobias, Christina. (Divergent)

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Christina, marry Tobias, kill Tris.

KMK: Ironsides, Mongrel, Nedder

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Ironsides, Marry Mongrel, Kill Nedder.

[Condensation she/her]

KMK?

[Vapor she/her]

KMK: Ivy, Tobias, JC.

[Condensation she/her]

Kiss Tobias, Marry Ivy, Kill J.C.

KMK: Sandra, Jenny, Barb

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Kiss Ham Marry Hoid kill Himalaya Smedry
KMK Szeth, Malata, Gavilar. 

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Sandra, Marry Jenny, Sorry Barb

Kiss Malata, Marry Gavilar, Kill Szeth.

KMK: Dalinar, Gavilar, Navani

[Bearer of all agonies he/him]

Kiss Navani, Marry Dalinar, kill Gavilar. 
KMK Veil, Shallan, Radiant. 

 

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

6 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Kiss Navani, Marry Dalinar, kill Gavilar. 
KMK Veil, Shallan, Radiant. 

 

Kiss Shallan, marry Veil, kill Radiant.

KMK: Spook, Elend, Kelsier.

[Emi she/her]

Kiss Spook, marry Elend, kill Kelsier.

Let’s do something new: KMK Sylphrena, Wyndle and Pattern. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

*meet, bond, abandon

[Vapor she/her]

Kiss Pattern, Marry Syl, IM SO SORRY WYNDLE

[Gears]

22 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Kiss Pattern, Marry Syl, IM SO SORRY WYNDLE

Why do people insist on apologising for slaughtering their victims? If one is willing to consign them to death, one must be willing to be sincere. No regrets.

[Condensation she/her]

KMK VAPOR