Certified Gay Disasters

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

But then shouldn't my post complaining about the rep the posts received have the most rep of all?

Nah, because the other post was complaining for a reason

Complaining about rep just sends people repping every other post you have if they're in a mischievous mood

[Hmmm lies she/her]

This settles it, my new running joke is going to be complaining about how popular I am and y'all's standards for liking posts. (And other stuff that happens here)

 

Random person: What's the difference between bisexuality and pansexuality?

Other people: (incorrect answers)

Random person: Oh okay.

Me: No that's wrong, here's the correct explanation

Random person: Oh okay

(No hate to anyone, but this has happened like 3 times now)

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Yall im worried one of my friends might be abt to get kicked out of his house. His mom found his binder and said if it isn’t out of the house he’s going to be out of the house, my parents said if any of my friends get kicked out they can stay with us so idk we’ll see I’m rly scared for him

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Yall im worried one of my friends might be abt to get kicked out of his house. His mom found his binder and said if it isn’t out of the house he’s going to be out of the house, my parents said if any of my friends get kicked out they can stay with us so idk we’ll see I’m rly scared for him

Oof

Dang

[Hmmm lies she/her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Yall im worried one of my friends might be abt to get kicked out of his house. His mom found his binder and said if it isn’t out of the house he’s going to be out of the house, my parents said if any of my friends get kicked out they can stay with us so idk we’ll see I’m rly scared for him

Oh damn that's horrible (stronger language would be used if it were permitted on the Shard). And it genuinely makes me mad that your friends are in a situation where "if any of my friends get kicked out they can stay with us" is something that needs to be said.

Ugh, it disgusts me. She's a parent! Why... why does she think this is okay?! How could anyone think that?! 

I hope everything turns out ok.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Oh damn that's horrible (stronger language would be used if it were permitted on the Shard). And it genuinely makes me mad that your friends are in a situation where "if any of my friends get kicked out they can stay with us" is something that needs to be said.

Ugh, it disgusts me. She's a parent! Why... why does she think this is okay?! How could anyone think that?! 

I hope everything turns out ok.

Agreed it’s one of the unfortunate realities of the world (the south especially) but my mom as a college art proffessor so she’s had tons of students that have been kicked out so yah. But it’s insane his mom left for the grocery store so we’ll see if anything else happens, I’m about to put my phone up and go to bed but I’m keeping notifs on for only him in case he needs to be picked up later tn it’ll wake my parents up so they can get him.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Agreed it’s one of the unfortunate realities of the world (the south especially) but my mom as a college art proffessor so she’s had tons of students that have been kicked out so yah. But it’s insane his mom left for the grocery store so we’ll see if anything else happens, I’m about to put my phone up and go to bed but I’m keeping notifs on for only him in case he needs to be picked up later tn it’ll wake my parents up so they can get him.

Your mom sounds like a really good person. Not everyone gets to have someone like that in situations like this.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

14 hours ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Yall im worried one of my friends might be abt to get kicked out of his house. His mom found his binder and said if it isn’t out of the house he’s going to be out of the house, my parents said if any of my friends get kicked out they can stay with us so idk we’ll see I’m rly scared for him

Ok, first of all, his parents, whether or not they support his decision or choices they are still his parents and shouldn't kick him out. That's storming awful.

Second, good on your parents for offering him a place to stay. That's awesome. Love that.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Your mom sounds like a really good person. Not everyone gets to have someone like that in situations like this.

 

30 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Ok, first of all, his parents, whether or not they support his decision or choices they are still his parents and shouldn't kick him out. That's storming awful.

Second, good on your parents for offering him a place to stay. That's awesome. Love that.

Yah my parents are great.
 

update: so he didn’t end up having to come over his mom hasn’t said anything else about it since yesterday my friend packed a bag just in case tho so we’ll see

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

 

Yah my parents are great.
 

update: so he didn’t end up having to come over his mom hasn’t said anything else about it since yesterday my friend packed a bag just in case tho so we’ll see

Oh wow. He deserves so much better than the ******* awful parent he has. I hope it all turns out okay, and your family sounds amazing 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Oh wow. He deserves so much better than the ******* awful parent he has. I hope it all turns out okay, and your family sounds amazing 

Yah he definitely does

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Yall how did I not realize I was trans earlier… in fifth grade the picture I showed the barber for the haircut I wanted was Gwen Stacy from across the spider verse…

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla The Vessel Of Honor said:

Yall how did I not realize I was trans earlier… in fifth grade the picture I showed the barber for the haircut I wanted was Gwen Stacy from across the spider verse…

'Cause you're really dense

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Average interaction when someone new shows up here:

Them: Hey everyone, I'm new here

Everyone else: Oh hi

Me (missed this person joining because I was doing something): Oh sorry I missed your intro. For some reason I'm famous here

Everyone else: Yup, you cool and famous.

 

Seriously I need to have a better opening when new people are joining.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Average interaction when someone new shows up here:

Them: Hey everyone, I'm new here

Everyone else: Oh hi

Me (missed this person joining because I was doing something): Oh sorry I missed your intro. For some reason I'm famous here

Everyone else: Yup, you cool and famous.

 

Seriously I need to have a better opening when new people are joining.

That's your signature reaction

You should start introducing yourself as the Keeper of the Gays

[Hmmm lies she/her]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

That's your signature reaction

You should start introducing yourself as the Keeper of the Gays

But that's the thing: My whole thing is being way too humble, so I could never call myself something like that. Maybe I could copy-paste the same thing every time, that way everyone doesn't feel the need to reassure me, since it's all part of the bit.

 

Also, is there anyone on this thread besides me who has taken/is taking feminizing HRT? I have a question to ask.

Edit: It took literally one google search to find out the answer to my question. I'm still curious if there is anyone here like that so we could discuss stuff.

Edited December 9, 2025 by Ookla the Game Master

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

But that's the thing: My whole thing is being way too humble, so I could never call myself something like that. Maybe I could copy-paste the same thing every time, that way everyone doesn't feel the need to reassure me, since it's all part of the bit.

 

Also, is there anyone on this thread besides me who has taken/is taking feminizing HRT? I have a question to ask.

Edit: It took literally one google search to find out the answer to my question. I'm still curious if there is anyone here like that so we could discuss stuff.

Very well I'll do it for you

*ahem*

 

All hail to the Keeper of the Gays, Knower of Lore, Answerer of Questions. Long may she remain on this site.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Average interaction when someone new shows up here:

Them: Hey everyone, I'm new here

Everyone else: Oh hi

Me (missed this person joining because I was doing something): Oh sorry I missed your intro. For some reason I'm famous here

Everyone else: Yup, you cool and famous.

 

Seriously I need to have a better opening when new people are joining.

eh its fine

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Very well I'll do it for you

*ahem*

 

All hail to the Keeper of the Gays, Knower of Lore, Answerer of Questions. Long may she remain on this site.

Spoilered for length:

Spoiler

ALL HAIL KEEPER OF THE GAYS, GOD OF QUESTIONING, THE ONE, THE ONLY, @Ookla the Game Master!

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

eh its fine

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ALL HAIL KEEPER OF THE GAYS, GOD OF QUESTIONING, THE ONE, THE ONLY, @Ookla the Game Master!

 

Excellent

You'll have to change it after Ookla season tho

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Excellent

You'll have to change it after Ookla season tho

Shhhhhh

[momadrac they/them]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

That's your signature reaction

You should start introducing yourself as the Keeper of the Gays

Spoiler

is this possibly a kotlc reference?

 

Also: This week I had the idea to do a different type of dress each day. Monday was more emoish, today is classic dress of a girl at my school (not my usual thing lol I don't know how I feel about this. My normal dress is leggings, tshirts, and sweaters.) Wednesday is college student (dress shirt under sweater) Thursday is mom. (Jean dress) and I have a concert that day. 

Friday is mystery. I wanted to do something LGBTQ+ but I don't have anything gay or rainbow unfortunately. Any ideas?

Edited December 9, 2025 by Ookla the Tree

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10 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

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ALL HAIL KEEPER OF THE GAYS, GOD OF QUESTIONING, THE ONE, THE ONLY, @Ookla the Game Master!

 

Frankly, I think you should be Ookla the Gay Master?

 

@Ookla the Game Master

Edited December 9, 2025 by Ookla the Cutest

[Hmmm lies she/her]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Cutest said:

Frankly, I think you should be Ookla the Gay Master?

 

@Ookla the Game Master

Next year maybe.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

48 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

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is this possibly a kotlc reference?

 

Also: This week I had the idea to do a different type of dress each day. Monday was more emoish, today is classic dress of a girl at my school (not my usual thing lol I don't know how I feel about this. My normal dress is leggings, tshirts, and sweaters.) Wednesday is college student (dress shirt under sweater) Thursday is mom. (Jean dress) and I have a concert that day. 

Friday is mystery. I wanted to do something LGBTQ+ but I don't have anything gay or rainbow unfortunately. Any ideas?

...well it wasn't until I wrote it

And then I decided to keep it that way

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

18 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

But that's the thing: My whole thing is being way too humble, so I could never call myself something like that. Maybe I could copy-paste the same thing every time, that way everyone doesn't feel the need to reassure me, since it's all part of the bit.

 

Also, is there anyone on this thread besides me who has taken/is taking feminizing HRT? I have a question to ask.

Edit: It took literally one google search to find out the answer to my question. I'm still curious if there is anyone here like that so we could discuss stuff.

Unfortunately I am not and will not be able to for another four years