Certified Gay Disasters

[momadrac they/them]

1 minute ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Woooo
Good luck =D

SAME

Thanks!!

Real

[Hmmm lies she/her]

9 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Woooo
Good luck =D

SAME

ABSOLUTE LITERATURE 

Everyone rep this

Aww thanks, I'd write more, only I worry I'd just be saying the same things over and over again. Maybe I could write a more focused piece on one of the topics I go over in that ramble.

(Oh and also I have a new member title, don't argue with it)

Edited December 5, 2025 by Ookla the Game Master

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Aww thanks, I'd write more, only I worry I'd just be saying the same things over and over again. Maybe I could write a more focused piece on one of the topics I go over in that ramble.

(Oh and also I have a new member title, don't argue with it)

Yeah that would be fire 

That is indeed true 

 

May I request the help of you guys, gals, and non-binary pals?

I wanna put that I’m bi in my Discord bio but also match it with what I have

Reader of books
Weaver of tales
Lover of nerd things

Blank of blank
Idk how to work that

Edited December 5, 2025 by Ookla The Fairy

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

45 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

This is true. 

Through sources (mutual friends) I have determined that he likes me but isn't going to stay stuff about it so it is up to me. I have this great idea to use Tress of the Emerald Sea to tell him (charlie/tress gloves thing) cause he's a Sanderfan. I already have the book bought lol. 

Cool

Sounds a lot like my crush too lol he is obsessed with chess and pretty good at writing

Maybe they're alternate versions of eachother

Ah farewell

Ohhhnice

39 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

What be the trade

 

‘Night

 

Yooooooo that’s such a sick idea what
Whenst are you gonna execute the plan?

Perhaps 
And we’re both bi/ace I think right?
It really is a mirror match

A C for a C

36 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

I will execute the plan by bookmarking that one bit and giving him the book next time he is sick.

It is winter so it may work.

Or he may be dense and it may not.

Only time will tell.

Also yup I am bi/ace, I feel like a fake bi though because I'm attracted to guys / non-binary people lol

*hiss*

RRRAAAH

That doesn't make you less bi

*double hiss*

It doesn't

*one last hiss for good measure*

31 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Alright, here we go, gay ramblings time.

(Fun fact, gay people are objectively better poets, as proven by Sappho)

 

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I need a queen to hold me. To covet me, to have me. I want to be hers, and hers alone, for why would I need anything else? For her to giggle as she watches my face go red from her compliments. For her to press her lips against mine, knowing she relishes how I taste. For her to hold me close, so close that I don't know where I end and she begins, only that we are together.

I would be no queen, but her princess, for I could never be her equal. I do not think anyone could be her equal. If I were a queen, she would be a goddess; perhaps she would be regardless. What is one's god, if not that which is most important to one? If I were treated this way, would it not be polite to offer worship in return? I would have to make sure she knew that she is everything. That she is perfect. That I want to be with her forever.  That I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I'll just keep telling her until she kisses me, and tells me that she loves me too.

As she stares me in the eye, I know—I am her most adored treasure, the most important thing in her world. It seems ridiculous: that I could be this wonderful woman's precious girl, when I am a mere nobody. But she has taught me not to think such things, that I am special, that I am beautiful, and that I shouldn't ever tell myself otherwise. It is something incredible, not just to love, but to be loved. To know that this woman cares about me more than anything, that she will always be there for me, that she will support me when I need it; it all feels exhilarating.

"You're so adorable!"

"I love holding you."

"There's my favorite girl!"

I'd melt for her every time I hear her praise me like that. With enough of it, I'd even break out in tears, and as she asks me what's wrong I try to tell her how much I love her but it doesn't feel like enough, and I just wrap my arms around her, and I know that I am in heaven, in paradise, for naught could compare to the wonder and pleasure and passion I feel for her.

Queen, angel, goddess, lover are all things I could call her. Do any of them capture her majesty? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I can't, not here at least.

Some nights, I cry, believing that such a fantasy could never come true.

Other nights I cry, having faith that someday, it will.

I hope y'all like it, I just kinda kept writing and revising it until I ran out of things to say.

Damb

16 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Yeah that would be fire 

That is indeed true 

 

May I request the help of you guys, gals, and non-binary pals?

I wanna put that I’m bi in my Discord bio but also match it with what I have

Reader of books
Weaver of tales
Lover of nerd things

Blank of blank
Idk how to work that

Swinger of both ways

Yes, I know what I just said

I stand by it

[momadrac they/them]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Ohhhnice

*hiss*

RRRAAAH

That doesn't make you less bi

*double hiss*

It doesn't

*one last hiss for good measure*

thanks

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Tree said:

thanks

IT DOESN'T

THAT'S WHAT BEING BI MEANS

YOU LIKE TWO OR MORE

ONE OF WHICH CAN BE THE OPPOSITE GENDER

I have strong feelings about this sorry

[momadrac they/them]

20 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

IT DOESN'T

THAT'S WHAT BEING BI MEANS

YOU LIKE TWO OR MORE

ONE OF WHICH CAN BE THE OPPOSITE GENDER

I have strong feelings about this sorry

I appreciate your strong feelings very much 

Sweet dreams everyone, goodnight

Edited December 5, 2025 by Ookla the Tree

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

‘Night

31 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

winger of both ways

Yes, I know what I just said

I stand by it

…no

I thought of that but I’d sound like a…
The folks you and your family joke about 

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

IT DOESN'T

THAT'S WHAT BEING BI MEANS

YOU LIKE TWO OR MORE

ONE OF WHICH CAN BE THE OPPOSITE GENDER

I have strong feelings about this sorry

WHAT HE SAID RAAAAH

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

25 minutes ago, Ookla the Tree said:

I appreciate your strong feelings very much 

Sweet dreams everyone, goodnight

Gnight!

7 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

‘Night

…no

I thought of that but I’d sound like a…
The folks you and your family joke about 

WHAT HE SAID RAAAAH

That's the joke

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Alright, here we go, gay ramblings time.

(Fun fact, gay people are objectively better poets, as proven by Sappho)

 

  Reveal hidden contents

I need a queen to hold me. To covet me, to have me. I want to be hers, and hers alone, for why would I need anything else? For her to giggle as she watches my face go red from her compliments. For her to press her lips against mine, knowing she relishes how I taste. For her to hold me close, so close that I don't know where I end and she begins, only that we are together.

I would be no queen, but her princess, for I could never be her equal. I do not think anyone could be her equal. If I were a queen, she would be a goddess; perhaps she would be regardless. What is one's god, if not that which is most important to one? If I were treated this way, would it not be polite to offer worship in return? I would have to make sure she knew that she is everything. That she is perfect. That I want to be with her forever.  That I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I'll just keep telling her until she kisses me, and tells me that she loves me too.

As she stares me in the eye, I know—I am her most adored treasure, the most important thing in her world. It seems ridiculous: that I could be this wonderful woman's precious girl, when I am a mere nobody. But she has taught me not to think such things, that I am special, that I am beautiful, and that I shouldn't ever tell myself otherwise. It is something incredible, not just to love, but to be loved. To know that this woman cares about me more than anything, that she will always be there for me, that she will support me when I need it; it all feels exhilarating.

"You're so adorable!"

"I love holding you."

"There's my favorite girl!"

I'd melt for her every time I hear her praise me like that. With enough of it, I'd even break out in tears, and as she asks me what's wrong I try to tell her how much I love her but it doesn't feel like enough, and I just wrap my arms around her, and I know that I am in heaven, in paradise, for naught could compare to the wonder and pleasure and passion I feel for her.

Queen, angel, goddess, lover are all things I could call her. Do any of them capture her majesty? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I can't, not here at least.

Some nights, I cry, believing that such a fantasy could never come true.

Other nights I cry, having faith that someday, it will.

I hope y'all like it, I just kinda kept writing and revising it until I ran out of things to say.

A masterpiece 

[momadrac they/them]

11 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Yeah that would be fire 

That is indeed true 

 

May I request the help of you guys, gals, and non-binary pals?

I wanna put that I’m bi in my Discord bio but also match it with what I have

Reader of books
Weaver of tales
Lover of nerd things

Blank of blank
Idk how to work that

I was going to say 'say it in a meme' but then I read the rest of the post lol

I will think about it 

 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Hey did you lot know Last Christmas is a queer song

That's cool just learned that today

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Hey did you lot know Last Christmas is a queer song

That's cool just learned that today

Yes

The Man himself sang it

Of course it was

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Hey did you lot know Last Christmas is a queer song

That's cool just learned that today

Oh neat!!! I didn't know that!!!

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Hey did you lot know Last Christmas is a queer song

That's cool just learned that today

Oh that’s super cool!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

22 hours ago, Ookla the Tree said:

I'm bi(ish) and right now I have a crush on a guy

Bi-ish?

No such thing

*poke*

[Hmmm lies she/her]

For context, my normal voice storming sucks. Hearing my recorded voice is one of the few things that sill makes me dysphoric.

However, for some reason, when I am doing theater, acting as a character, I am able to tone up my voice significantly. It's strange.

 

As such, I'd like to introduce my new OC: Me but with a higher pitched voice. I'm now going to RP this character in real life for the rest of my life.

 

To be clear, that was a joke, and I'm actually wondering if any of the trans people here have any advice about voice and how I can shift my natural voice. (What? Me asking for advice here? I thought I was supposed to be the super smart one who knows everything? Never mind the fact that literally my first post here was about wondering what the hell I should do after realizing I was trans.)

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

For context, my normal voice storming sucks. Hearing my recorded voice is one of the few things that sill makes me dysphoric.

However, for some reason, when I am doing theater, acting as a character, I am able to tone up my voice significantly. It's strange.

 

As such, I'd like to introduce my new OC: Me but with a higher pitched voice. I'm now going to RP this character in real life for the rest of my life.

 

To be clear, that was a joke, and I'm actually wondering if any of the trans people here have any advice about voice and how I can shift my natural voice. (What? Me asking for advice here? I thought I was supposed to be the super smart one who knows everything? Never mind the fact that literally my first post here was about wondering what the hell I should do after realizing I was trans.)

I feel you girl, when it comes to voice training my only tip is hi watch some YouTubers talk about it that helped me figure out how to do it ( I do t practice nearly enough and my voice still sounds fairly masculine so I have no tips when it comes to the actual training itself) *hugsgsgssg*

[Hmmm lies she/her]

21 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

For context, my normal voice storming sucks. Hearing my recorded voice is one of the few things that sill makes me dysphoric.

However, for some reason, when I am doing theater, acting as a character, I am able to tone up my voice significantly. It's strange.

 

As such, I'd like to introduce my new OC: Me but with a higher pitched voice. I'm now going to RP this character in real life for the rest of my life.

 

To be clear, that was a joke, and I'm actually wondering if any of the trans people here have any advice about voice and how I can shift my natural voice. (What? Me asking for advice here? I thought I was supposed to be the super smart one who knows everything? Never mind the fact that literally my first post here was about wondering what the hell I should do after realizing I was trans.)

On 12/4/2025 at 9:44 PM, Ookla the Game Master said:

Alright, here we go, gay ramblings time.

(Fun fact, gay people are objectively better poets, as proven by Sappho)

 

  Reveal hidden contents

I need a queen to hold me. To covet me, to have me. I want to be hers, and hers alone, for why would I need anything else? For her to giggle as she watches my face go red from her compliments. For her to press her lips against mine, knowing she relishes how I taste. For her to hold me close, so close that I don't know where I end and she begins, only that we are together.

I would be no queen, but her princess, for I could never be her equal. I do not think anyone could be her equal. If I were a queen, she would be a goddess; perhaps she would be regardless. What is one's god, if not that which is most important to one? If I were treated this way, would it not be polite to offer worship in return? I would have to make sure she knew that she is everything. That she is perfect. That I want to be with her forever.  That I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I love her and I'll just keep telling her until she kisses me, and tells me that she loves me too.

As she stares me in the eye, I know—I am her most adored treasure, the most important thing in her world. It seems ridiculous: that I could be this wonderful woman's precious girl, when I am a mere nobody. But she has taught me not to think such things, that I am special, that I am beautiful, and that I shouldn't ever tell myself otherwise. It is something incredible, not just to love, but to be loved. To know that this woman cares about me more than anything, that she will always be there for me, that she will support me when I need it; it all feels exhilarating.

"You're so adorable!"

"I love holding you."

"There's my favorite girl!"

I'd melt for her every time I hear her praise me like that. With enough of it, I'd even break out in tears, and as she asks me what's wrong I try to tell her how much I love her but it doesn't feel like enough, and I just wrap my arms around her, and I know that I am in heaven, in paradise, for naught could compare to the wonder and pleasure and passion I feel for her.

Queen, angel, goddess, lover are all things I could call her. Do any of them capture her majesty? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe I can't, not here at least.

Some nights, I cry, believing that such a fantasy could never come true.

Other nights I cry, having faith that someday, it will.

I hope y'all like it, I just kinda kept writing and revising it until I ran out of things to say.

Yo why does a post complaining about my voice have more likes then my extremely heartfelt poetry?

[Akimikoisthecutest]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Yo why does a post complaining about my voice have more likes then my extremely heartfelt poetry?

That's a great question.

[momadrac they/them]

On 12/5/2025 at 5:10 PM, Ookla the Insatiable said:

Bi-ish?

No such thing

*poke*

 thoinks

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Yo why does a post complaining about my voice have more likes then my extremely heartfelt poetry?

Because people like complaining

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

14 hours ago, Ookla the Game Master said:

Yo why does a post complaining about my voice have more likes than my extremely heartfelt poetry?

I repped it bc I feel the same way, I mean I also repped your poem bc it was gorgeous but yah

[Hmmm lies she/her]

11 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Because people like complaining

But then shouldn't my post complaining about the rep the posts received have the most rep of all?

[momadrac they/them]

I went to a dance yesterday and my friend was wearing so much rainbow and I said to her "You look very gay tonight" and she said "Thank you!!" It was such a great moment for us (She is lesbian)