The Newcago Court

[Voidus]

Hmm good logic there Edge.
*Spikes Edgedancers logic*

[Left he/him]

[Voidus]

Hmmm... could spike out your memory of previous spikings, probably better not though. Would you like a cookie?

[Edgedancer he/him]

Hmmm... could spike out your memory of previous spikings, probably better not though. Would you like a cookie?

But spiking that would mean that the metal remembers and forgets and the charge rots and then Ruin will be happy for your service and changes the memory remaining in the spike, so whoever is spiked will love you and turn themself into an Inquisitor but their soul will only be for you, which means they have to use carrots to spike themself, so they don´t add to their spirit web but then the vitamins in the carrots, will allow them to see better and cause them to see the truth, which means they know you manipulated them and they´ll want their revenge.

 

Sorry, thinking about consequenses has become hard since... someone spiked my logic out of me.

[Voidus]

I think that was definitely LeftVash, because um... left in latin is sinister.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

But spiking that would mean that the metal remembers and forgets and the charge rots and then Ruin will be happy for your service and changes the memory remaining in the spike, so whoever is spiked will love you and turn themself into an Inquisitor but their soul will only be for you, which means they have to use carrots to spike themself, so they don´t add to their spirit web but then the vitamins in the carrots, will allow them to see better and cause them to see the truth, which means they know you manipulated them and they´ll want their revenge.

 

Sorry, thinking about consequenses has become hard since... someone spiked my logic out of me.

 

I read that post at 7:36 AM. 

 

At 7:38, my brain exploded. 

[Voidus]

For the sake of everyone's brains.
*Spikes Edges logic back in*

[Fatebreaker he/him]

All this fuss, it was a simple* contract. It seems like history loves to repeat itself. A ruler signs something and everyone gets up in arms, waiting, hoping the deal is broken. I believe in dealing openly**, and I can almost sorta possibly guarantee that the Newcago throne is safe***.

 

And it's true, left means sinister in latin. You can look it up on SpikapediThis post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules**  This post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules. (Nothing personal Lefty. Just Business. But if you want you can have one of our brand new Dark Alley Donuts!)

 

 

* nothing is ever actually simple

** like a bear trap 

*** Like a house on the rim of Krakatoa 

**** May not actually exist

Edited August 27, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Edgedancer he/him]

I read that post at 7:36 AM. 

 

At 7:38, my brain exploded. 

If your brain exploded you couldn´t write this post, which means you were joking. Hussa, my logic works again.

 

All this fuss, it was a simple* contract. It seems like history loves to repeat itself. A ruler signs something and everyone gets up in arms, waiting, hoping the deal is broken. I believe in dealing openly**, and I can almost sorta possibly guarantee that the Newcago throne is safe***.

 

And it's true, left means sinister in latin. You can look it up on SpikapediThis post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules**  This post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules. (Nothing personal Lefty. Just Business. But if you want you can have one of our brand new Dark Alley Donuts!)

 

 

* nothing is ever actually simple

** like a bear trap 

*** Like a house on the rim of Krakatoa 

**** May not actually exist

Even the site objects to your spiked deals.

Edited August 27, 2014 by Edgedancer

[Left he/him]

Mine are fine

[Voidus]

Hussa, my logic works again. 

 

Be careful with that logic, it would be horrible if someone say, accidentally tripped while holding an atium spike and stole it. again. 

Edited August 27, 2014 by Voidus

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Slithering Spike Snakes, what happened? have I upset the local site deities? Maybe I should offer them some cookies...

Edited August 27, 2014 by Fatebreaker

[Voidus]

Slithering Spike Snakes, what happened? have I upset the local site deities? Maybe I should offer them some cookies...

Nah, our admins are all about the spikes would never conduct secret hemalurgic experiments on their members. 

[Fatebreaker he/him]

hmm...

 

Then there remains but one course of action,

 

 

WE MUST SPIKE THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

hmm...

 

Then there remains but one course of action,

 

 

WE MUST SPIKE THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!

 

And there goes the universe. 

[Voidus]

Little do they know, that the internet is, in itself A Spike!

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

Hrrmmph. Dark alleys are so blazen and in your face. Now Spice, that is subtler. I distrust the events that are coming to pass here, Madam Contrare, would you consider an alliance with me to keep an eye on these hidden ruffians, so that if they do start using their puny spikes we may crush them and enslave a cult with a higher mixture of control?

 

Ah my dear Scholar, slavery must still be in your blood to ask an alliance from your sworn nemesis. Spice was your downfall before, and you just never learn.

 

Have you not visited the dark alleys lately? If you have, then you must have seen a shadow of me. Also, it is almost blasphemy to speak so of spikes. Don't you remember employing the same tactics with me in a fight a number of pages ago? 

 

I'm afraid I have to say no to your offer, Scholar. It's just way too much fun trying to kill you. I like the way you think of slavery now, though. Still a sliver of compulsion there, I see.

[Left he/him]

I wondered if you would remember by glasses and buttons. Those were quite fun when they were unique, but now they're so common that it's hard to take a step without having them under foot. Generally speaking, any alley way that I'm in doesn't remain dark for long, I quite like sunlight and light in general so I prefer to light up my alleys.

One cannot undergo harsh experiences without them leaving their scars. I quickly think of slavery when confronted with an enemy, and you remember my spikes.

[+Quitecontrary she/her]

You refer to your slavery under me as a harsh experience then? But I didn't even do anything worth screaming about! *sigh*

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

hmm...

 

Then there remains but one course of action,

 

 

WE MUST SPIKE THE INTERNET ITSELF!!!

 

Hmm... Tough choice. We might lose the internet, but we'd also be free of the Youtube comment's section and the various chan's... 

[Fatebreaker he/him]

 Generally speaking, any alley way that I'm in doesn't remain dark for long, I quite like sunlight and light in general so I prefer to light up my alleys.

 

Oh, are we busting out deep, philosophical lines? I got one:

 

Without the darkness you  can't truly appreciate the light.

 

And without the light the Solar Power industry would die.

 

So we should appreciate both, as long as it's the right kind of darkness and light.

[Kobold King he/him]

Oh, are we busting out deep, philosophical lines? I got one:

 

Without the darkness you  can't truly appreciate the light.

 

And without the light the Solar Power industry would die.

 

So we should appreciate both, as long as it's the right kind of darkness and light.

 

Or we could bring eternal darkness to the land and end the corruption inherent in the Solar Power Industry once and for all! 

[Fatebreaker he/him]

Or we could bring eternal darkness to the land and end the corruption inherent in the Solar Power Industry once and for all! 

 

I'm down. It would also end the corruption of the Sunglasses and Sunscreen Industries.

pluss it'd be waaay easier to sell cookies.

Let's bring about a revolution of Darkness.

[Left he/him]

Because of course the real reason that there's a "dark lord" is all purely economic.

[Voidus]

Without the constraints of light, we could lurk EVERYWHERE, you know to better sell cookies and all.