Laughing Fool he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 What is a starf? He meant "fart" and was dreaming of Elsa Steelfart. ...yes, that sounds right. He awoke with a fart. 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) He meant "fart" and was dreaming of Elsa Steelfart. ...yes, that sounds right. He awoke with a fart. Steelheart. Queen Elsa Steelheart.Waking up with a fart is pretty funny though... Also, Laughing Fool, Did you change your pic or was it that before? Edited June 20, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 No I woke up with a scared fart. And of course my queen, I would love to provide drinks.
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 I would just like a glass of mulled wine please.
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 One glass of mulled wine coming up." BT disappeared in a flurry of snow and ice and reappeared the same way a few minutes later with a dusty bottle and a glass, " would you like that chilled Mater Cauthon?" He asked as he gripped the glass and covered it in frost.
Matrim Bloody Cauthon he/him Posted June 20, 2014 Posted June 20, 2014 One glass of mulled wine coming up." BT disappeared in a flurry of snow and ice and reappeared the same way a few minutes later with a dusty bottle and a glass, " would you like that chilled Mater Cauthon?" He asked as he gripped the glass and covered it in frost. please.
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 Well..uh... I already did sooooo... Here? I guess? Anything for anyone else?
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 Well..uh... I already did sooooo... Here? I guess? Anything for anyone else? Could I have that orange dream drink I had before? I really liked that one.
JackFrost he/him Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) *Drops in with a flurry of shadowy wings* "What are you drinking Elsa?" Edited June 21, 2014 by Death
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 *Drops in with a flurry of shadowy wings* "What are you drinking Elsa?" Hello again Death. I am a drinking a drink that Breathtaker made called Orange Dream. It is a most beautiful drink. Breathtaker has a wide selection of drinks. They are all very good.
JackFrost he/him Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) "You've been very kind and welcoming to me here. It means a lot." She smiles. "May I try some?" Edited June 21, 2014 by Death 1
Laughing Fool he/him Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 Elsa Steelheart, I formally challenge you to a duel. 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 "You've been very kind and welcoming to me here. It means a lot." She smiles. "May I try some?" Queen Elsa smilies back. "Of course" She reaches over to the bottle and pours Death some in a tall glass. "Enjoy" Newcago always tries to be a friendly and peaceful place.
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 "Here you go Mat, some Orange Dream for you," he pours a glassful and hands it to Mat, "and one for you lady Death, aaaaand the rest for me," at which point BT chugged the whole bottle of Orange Dream in a matter of seconds, "BURP,'scuse me but if there is one thing I love more than beer, its orange soda." (Which happens to be completely true in RL as well)
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 "Here you go Mat, some Orange Dream for you," he pours a glassful and hands it to Mat, "and one for you lady Death, aaaaand the rest for me," at which point BT chugged the whole bottle of Orange Dream in a matter of seconds, "BURP,'scuse me but if there is one thing I love more than beer, its orange soda." (Which happens to be completely true in RL as well)What other flavors do you have?
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 21, 2014 Posted June 21, 2014 "Laughing fool, as one of the Twinthrone's Frostknights I can not allow ye to duel my queen," BT drew his black broadsword in one hand and summoned his frostblade in the other, a layer of frost formed around him and solidified in to a set of plate armor, "If you want a duel, I've got one for you. LEFTY!! My soulcast beer drinking table if you would be so kind." BT looked at the queen, "Any flavor you could possibly imagine Queen Elsa, I will gladly retrieve for you as soon as I'm done with the Frostbitten joke." BreathTaker stared at the Fool, his normally black/brown eyes glowing an icy blue with frost around the sockets, "Now, you horse faced son of a mare, pick your weapon. Sword, Brew, or slap fight? I am prepared for anything you choose," (Btw, I'm just playing the part. Just as I've been playing the super nice drunk, I rarely get the opportunity to drink in real life and I can't remember the last time I got drunk ((pun absolutely intended))) 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 "Laughing fool, as one of the Twinthrone's Frostknights I can not allow ye to duel my queen," BT drew his black broadsword in one hand and summoned his frostblade in the other, a layer of frost formed around him and solidified in to a set of plate armor, "If you want a duel, I've got one for you. LEFTY!! My soulcast beer drinking table if you would be so kind." BT looked at the queen, "Any flavor you could possibly imagine Queen Elsa, I will gladly retrieve for you as soon as I'm done with the Frostbitten joke." BreathTaker stared at the Fool, his normally black/brown eyes glowing an icy blue with frost around the sockets, "Now, you horse faced son of a mare, pick your weapon. Sword, Brew, or slap fight? I am prepared for anything you choose," (Btw, I'm just playing the part. Just as I've been playing the super nice drunk, I rarely get the opportunity to drink in real life and I can't remember the last time I got drunk ((pun absolutely intended))) Do you have a drink with a cherry flavour, Lord Lager? I'll be watching this duel, if that is okay with you. Thank you for supplying such beautiful drinks for Newcago. We are truly grateful.
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 "Yes we do mi'lady, it's a citrusy drink mixed with cherry extract, I think you will like it very much. If you will allow me two seconds," BT grabbed a cloth from around his belt loop and breathed, "Retrieve drink" he said to it in a clear voice, awakening it to travel into the open door of his dungeon brewery and retrieve the bottle of cherry soda. It slithered across the ground like a snake and when it returned it passed BT's boots and slid to the queen with a bottle where the head of a snake would be. "There you go Queen Elsa, just for you."
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 "Yes we do mi'lady, it's a citrusy drink mixed with cherry extract, I think you will like it very much. If you will allow me two seconds," BT grabbed a cloth from around his belt loop and breathed, "Retrieve drink" he said to it in a clear voice, awakening it to travel into the open door of his dungeon brewery and retrieve the bottle of cherry soda. It slithered across the ground like a snake and when it returned it passed BT's boots and slid to the queen with a bottle where the head of a snake would be. "There you go Queen Elsa, just for you." It looks beautiful. Thank you. She poured herself a glass. "Would you like some?" Queen Elsa asked, holding out the bottle.
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 "Oh, yes please," BT said forming a glass of ice in his hand and a chair behind him to wait for this Fool to answer him. He also formed a wonderful throne right behind the queen for her to sit. (I feel like I'm basically Sub-Zero) His armor disappeared and he sat after the queen, "I really do enjoy this blend, more so than the plain cherry soda I have." 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 "Oh, yes please," BT said forming a glass of ice in his hand and a chair behind him to wait for this Fool to answer him. He also formed a wonderful throne right behind the queen for her to sit. (I feel like I'm basically Sub-Zero) His armor disappeared and he sat after the queen, "I really do enjoy this blend, more so than the plain cherry soda I have."What a beautiful throne. Thank you. She poured him a tall glass of the cherry flavored drink and sat on the throne. She smiled and lifted her glass. "To the Beautiful Drinks of yours and the Kingdom of Newcago!"
BreathTaker he/him Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 (BTW Death, you are too nice for people to NOT upvote you. 2
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 (BTW Death, you are too nice for people to NOT upvote you.Agreed take a upvote.
Laughing Fool he/him Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 "Laughing fool, as one of the Twinthrone's Frostknights I can not allow ye to duel my queen," BT drew his black broadsword in one hand and summoned his frostblade in the other, a layer of frost formed around him and solidified in to a set of plate armor, "If you want a duel, I've got one for you. LEFTY!! My soulcast beer drinking table if you would be so kind." BT looked at the queen, "Any flavor you could possibly imagine Queen Elsa, I will gladly retrieve for you as soon as I'm done with the Frostbitten joke." BreathTaker stared at the Fool, his normally black/brown eyes glowing an icy blue with frost around the sockets, "Now, you horse faced son of a mare, pick your weapon. Sword, Brew, or slap fight? I am prepared for anything you choose," (Btw, I'm just playing the part. Just as I've been playing the super nice drunk, I rarely get the opportunity to drink in real life and I can't remember the last time I got drunk ((pun absolutely intended))) Laughing Fool distractedly glances at BreathTaker. "My quarrel is not with you, friend. I would prefer to avoid conflict between us, if possible." The Fool draws a long, thin blade. Light plays along its edge like sunrise reflecting off an arctic lake. He takes a stance, movements flowing like quicksilver. He calmly draws the blade across his arm, letting the blood pool before he paints a foreign design across the length of the blade. "Half of combat is psychological," the Fool declares with a giggle. "The other half is talent." Without warning, Laughing Fool lunges abruptly at BreathTaker, striking violently and aggressively. Just as abruptly, he feints and rolls backwards, positioning himself so that Elsa Steelheart stands between himself and BreathTaker. He raises his sword menacingly. The bloodrunes on his blade begin to glow faintly. "Queen of the Newcago Court; defend yourself," the Fool declares in a emotionless, detached voice. All levity and humor has vanished from his demeanour. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 22, 2014 Posted June 22, 2014 (BTW Death, you are too nice for people to NOT upvote you. (It's true. Who would've thought that Death is….a really nice guy?) 2
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