Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 7, 2014 Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) It wasn't a Job. No one Hired you. But still, you Did good Panda. Have half of an Upvote. (That means I will Upvote you if someone else also gives half an Upvote.) Edited June 7, 2014 by Hello. My name is Joe
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 7, 2014 Posted June 7, 2014 As you wish, My Lord. I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to anyway. And I can smell burning steach. Newcagoans, with this peace, we are offering the contract back for services. If you wish to find a new caterer (or stay with the stench of steach in the air), be my guest. But I am sure you must miss the tea. And the oh so sumptuous waffles. The Wafflesworn were once accused as mercenaries. We never denied that we manage wealth very well, especially being under a Pirate flag. These claims are minute, and will be taken care of. After all, the palace was just what? Water. Please could we have the contract again? I do miss the Queen'a special.I applogise for this war.
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Posted June 7, 2014 There is no reason to apologize M'queen. The war was declared on us, over incredibly inconsequential and trivial matters. Now to the Wafflesworn. I will be sticking to my Scholar steak, Book rice, and studious spaghetti. 1
Jo and the Bush all/any Posted June 7, 2014 Posted June 7, 2014 You claim to be Delightful People, Yet we have prove that one of you is a Torturer of Heralds! Hint: Check her Rep.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Posted June 7, 2014 You claim to be Delightful People, Yet we have prove that one of you is a Torturer of Heralds! Delightful666.JPG Hint: Check her Rep. What? Now you know what she does in her spare time. Sheesh, it's like you guys don't care about getting to know the real Delightful. 2
Left he/him Posted June 7, 2014 Posted June 7, 2014 It matters not to those truly faithful to the twin thrones. Besides delightfuls day wad always the heralds favorite day, because she just tickles them viciously. 2
Quiver he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 Courtiers! An important revelation has come to light! Tempus has been outed as a forger, one who has convinced our queen to apply a soul stamp in the form of an avatar. Our benevolent Aueen has been forged into a jewel thief! The question lies before us; what must now be done? (For those keeping track... there was a post here I deleted. After rereading it, I wasn't entirely comfortable with it. So you get this instead.)
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Courtiers! An important revelation has come to light! Tempus has been outed as a forger, one who has convinced our queen to apply a soul stamp in the form of an avatar. Our benevolent Aueen has been forged into a jewel thief! The question lies before us; what must now be done? (For those keeping track... there was a post here I deleted. After rereading it, I wasn't entirely comfortable with it. So you get this instead.) It is purely a joke, for fun. I have a heart of steel already, why would I need to steal one?
Quiver he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 Why? Because the soul stamp has filled you with an insiatiable desire to possess all the Steel hearts of course! And because the soap opera plot lines of this forum need an epic plot twist 1
Left he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Well we better get someone to train the Queen to be a master thief until we can figure out how to saver her. Didn't we just get a new spy master?
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Why? Because the soul stamp has filled you with an insiatiable desire to possess all the Steel hearts of course! And because the soap opera plot lines of this forum need an epic plot twist Well I'm the queen and if I wanted all the steelhearts I could have just said so....Is a soul stamp the profile pix?
Quiver he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 A soul stamp is a type of magic that appeRs in The Emperor's Soul, whereby someone changes an objects past to change it in the present. My best guess is that history now says zelda was never Queen, and took to stealing steel hearts out of a need to survive. So... we could save her... But I for one embrace her new identity! All hail Ribber Baroness Elsa Steelheart! 1
Left he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 But that changes us from Knights to Brigands.... Although technically I really swore myself to Lady Delightful in which case I'm both. 1
Quiver he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 Nay, good Leftfinch. For are there not guilds of thieves? Did good sir Robin not hold Court in the forest of wood of Sher? Clearly, Baroness Elsa is a noble rogue. 1
Left he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Aye that he did, although I do be thinking tights will clash rather badly with my duster. This also means that ye are now doubly so a Knave. Oh the laughter is immense which I chuckle out.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Nay, good Leftfinch. For are there not guilds of thieves? Did good sir Robin not hold Court in the forest of wood of Sher? Clearly, Baroness Elsa is a noble rogue. What is a baroness? And am I still a queen?I would still like to be Queen. Edited June 8, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart
Left he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Baroness is, hmmm, well it can be a fairly small rank to right next to queen. It really depends. You'll always be Queen Elsa in our minds, if not in reality.
Quiver he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 I should say the rank is relative. A baroness might not be a Queen in word, but may be queen in deed. Or we can go full Kevin Costner with Elsa Steelheart: Queen of Thieves 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 How about Queen Elsa steelheart ,Elsa Steelheart, First of Thy Name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago and all Lands of the Seventeenth, And Queen of Theives. What a name.
Quiver he/him Posted June 8, 2014 Author Posted June 8, 2014 We can do that. Though I admit, I'm tempted to Rogue up the entire set of titles now 1
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) We can do that. Though I admit, I'm tempted to Rogue up the entire set of titles now I was thinking... We don't have any barons in Newcago, do we need some ?Nearly seven hundred replies... In two weeks. Im speechless. Edited June 8, 2014 by Elsa Steelheart
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 My, my..truth will out...and so did I. That was a very long closed room discussion. What did I miss? Queen Elsa, an offer to reinstate the Wafflesworn contract? DONE. We will throw in Princess Delightful's diet waffles as a signing bonus. Aaand, what a surprise...the Chaos slowly consuming the land is working in mysterious ways. All will succumb to dark forces not around them...but WITHIN them. A Torturer for a Princess with that rep number to boot. A Common Thief for a Queen. Heed. Chaos prevails. 1
Delightful Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Bother and drat! Now you know what I'm keeping in the dungeons! This is an epic plot twist Mistress of the Wafflesworn kitchens, I thank thee for the waffles. However, this court is by no means chaotic. We all live in peace under our benevolent Queen Elsa. And if we have strange hobbies, what be it to you? Though I admit, I'm tempted to Rogue up the entire set of titles now You could do that. It's our secret identity wonderful history that has made us who we are today! Lord Ruler: We may have acquiesced to your demands for now. But by no means delude yourself into thinking we are your servants or vassals. The Newcago Court stands by itself, for itself. And if you insist on lording your title above us, well, Lord Rulers have been ousted before.
+Quitecontrary she/her Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Bother and drat! Now you know what I'm keeping in the dungeons! This is an epic plot twist Mistress of the Wafflesworn kitchens, I thank thee for the waffles. However, this court is by no means chaotic. We all live in peace under our benevolent Queen Elsa. And if we have strange hobbies, what be it to you? You are very much welcome, Princess Delightful. It was my pleasure as you were craving for them while browsing through Joke Profile Pics. And on strange hobbies, I am merely concerned at this turn of events. As you know it starts with hobbies. Hobbies lead to habits. And habits...when bad...can disrupt a peaceful life...or in this case, a peaceful kingdom.
Delightful Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 You are very much welcome, Princess Delightful. It was my pleasure as you were craving for them while browsing through Joke Profile Pics. And on strange hobbies, I am merely concerned at this turn of events. As you know it starts with hobbies. Hobbies lead to habits. And habits...when bad...can disrupt a peaceful life...or in this case, a peaceful kingdom. You're friendly with the Lords of Chaos. I torture Heralds. (that's seriously creepy to write). Shall we call it even? However, regarding: the Lords of Chaos. I would hope and expect that you will not again abandon Newcago, your clan's birthplace, which has been so gracious to you and offered you exclusive catering rights, when war comes. We cannot accept the instability of caterers who may leave or attempt to poison us at a moments notice. In times of peace of course you may serve who and what you please. But I must know where you stand in event of war. If it is not with Newcago, we may have to renegotiate our generous contract.
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