#1 Taln Fan he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 13 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Hey guys, are we allowed to send happy birthday messages to mods? Yup, we're normal people too xD Ofc, if someone explicitly says they don't want you to, then don't, but I don't know of anyone who's against it 1
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 6 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said: Yup, we're normal people too xD Ofc, if someone explicitly says they don't want you to, then don't, but I don't know of anyone who's against it Cool, thanks! Hear that guys? The immortal mods from on high claim to be normal people.
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 Ah yes. Blood red name, the Lord Ruler, and rank of the God Beyond. That sounds like someone totally not many leagues above me.
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 5 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said: Slay the double poster Ey, I meant it all to be one post, just took me too long to get the screenshot.
Vielence She/Her Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 19 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: Fortunately, my arms are quite tough *uses two fingers to slide the sword to the side* *kicks you in the groin again* Guys there are 3 new pages that I'm not reading through. Did anything important occur Ouch. Ummm nothing very important. I kicked you in the kidney 19 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said: what is a tambo Short stick 19 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: *having practiced this with full-length bos, I can easily bypass your puny reach faster than you can pull it back* Yeah the finger hit doesn’t work very well on him idk why 16 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Now that would work! The question now is whether or not the backstroke of the sword still blows through your guard and hits you even though I got hit in the head. Cause swords are fast, but well made ones like Nightblood are also incredibly hard hitting. cause while Nightblood, being a shardblade weighs only about 3 lbs. (and a regular greatsword would come in at about 6) it's got most of my body weight accelerating along the tip towards that tambo. And the sheath will make it so that it's less likely to bounce rather than dent. Hide contents I like swords. They're fun DUH sword are amazing 15 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: *as you switch your arc to low, I instead kip-up over the sword and come down with one tambo extended into your face* Wth. How long did it take you to learn that?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 wut I only understood half that sentence kansas
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 1 hour ago, VieB13 said: Ouch. Ummm nothing very important. I kicked you in the kidney Short stick Yeah the finger hit doesn’t work very well on him idk why DUH sword are amazing Wth. How long did it take you to learn that? Uhh...like half a year? It was gonna be in my black-belt demo, but I had to cut it out 1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said: wut I only understood half that sentence kansas I did something cool and semi-impractical 2
NerdSandwich she/her Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 Cool! I'm good at the semi-impractical 1
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 13 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: Yay *noms* 10 hours ago, Creation said: wat... Well, I'm not not a kandra, so I'm probably not the same species as you. I hope... I see that double negative *noms* Nah I'm just a person :3 7 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: BEHOLD MY GREATEST CREATION!! A SKELETON MADE OF COOKIES!!! A wire frame of Tanavastium for strong support as a true-body, and covered with different types of delicious cookies!! Baked in the invested sunlight of Canticle, it is a master piece!!! Ok guys, and important question: Is it ok to send a happy birthday message to Chaos He who Shall Not be Named, out of appreciation for being the guy in charge of supervising all our insanity. Cause while I really appreciate his efforts, I'm scared of him. Should be, yeah COOKIES . . . spiked cookies? *scrutinizes* 2 hours ago, Vyzkel said: I’m just impractical. VYZ HI!!
Vielence She/Her Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 3 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: Uhh...like half a year? It was gonna be in my black-belt demo, but I had to cut it out I did something cool and semi-impractical Neat. As you always do. Dude, we had GRENADES at one point. Then played catch with them. Just now, Through The Living Glass said: *noms* I see that double negative *noms* Nah I'm just a person :3 Should be, yeah COOKIES . . . spiked cookies? *scrutinizes* VYZ HI!! Whoa nijd
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 Just now, Through The Living Glass said: *noms* I see that double negative *noms* Nah I'm just a person :3 Should be, yeah COOKIES . . . spiked cookies? *scrutinizes* VYZ HI!! Not YET!! you get to kandra spike 'em! 1
Creation he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 7 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Is it ok to send a happy birthday message to Chaos He who Shall Not be Named, out of appreciation for being the guy in charge of supervising all our insanity. Already did. Yesterday 2
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 3 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Not YET!! you get to kandra spike 'em! hmmmmm . . . but cookies and hungry
Creation he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: hmmmmm . . . but cookies and hungry I ate all da cookie DID YOU EAT THE COOKIES? 3
Creation he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 Just now, Time said: Nope. I shall never eat cookies EVER It's never too late. Eat the cookie 2
Time Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 You can't fool me, kandra. Also, why are painspren literal hands 1
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said: hmmmmm . . . but cookies and hungry Eat them!! They good!!! 1
Creation he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 Just now, Time said: You can't fool me, kandra. Also, why are painspren literal hands Shoot. Also, very true. Why would Rosharians think of pain as these ugly hands Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said: Eat them!! They good!!! YESSSSSSS! *pulls out spiked cookies* 2
Through The Living Glass She/They Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 5 minutes ago, Creation said: I ate all da cookie DID YOU EAT THE COOKIES? no *nom* 5 minutes ago, Time said: Nope. I shall never eat cookies EVER 4 minutes ago, Creation said: It's never too late. Eat the cookie 2 minutes ago, Time said: You can't fool me, kandra. Also, why are painspren literal hands 1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: Eat them!! They good!!! *suspicion*
Doomslug the Arcane she/her Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 Did someone say cookies Spoiler Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stroke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waived by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) 2
Creation he/him Posted October 30, 2025 Posted October 30, 2025 1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said: *suspicion* Nooooooo! Theres no metal in this cookie (maybe) 1 minute ago, Doomslug the Arcane said: Did someone say cookies Hide contents Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stroke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waived by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. Reading this disclaimer does not provide grounds for a legal dispute. Parental guidance suggested. Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt at home. See the owner's manual for more information. This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.) wat. 2
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