The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Who would win stick or  Adolinism or wind el

Me

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Me

Correct

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . WHY

I meant spikes

Stupid autocorrect

Ok.

4 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

What did i do!

misquote. 

*cuts off next finger*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I told chat got to recap way of kings @Limited_empathy

 

Yo, so like, Storms were a vibe, right? They were wild. One minute you're chilling, next minute there's this giant, thunderous, sky-splitting thing going on, flashing lights like a Fortnite event. And then, bam, you’re like, "I’m gonna be struck by lightning again." Not like it's a new experience. Been there, done that. Everyone just ignores it, like, "Oh, another lightning storm. Meh."

But here’s the thing—Sadeas wasn’t vibing with the storm. Nope, bro was, like, super in his feelings. He’s the kind of guy who would go off in the chat like, “Y’all, we’re so done, I'm literally gonna use a hammer, it's over.” And guess what? He’s out here swinging his weapon like he’s in some kind of epic RPG, and boom, the dude’s a whole vibe with his armor shining.

But then, out of nowhere, some shiny rock—a surge stone? Ugh, sounds like the next TikTok challenge—just gets, like, flipped over. Suddenly, everyone's talking about "Oathbringers" and stuff, but all I’m thinking is, "Bro, chill, it’s literally a rock."

And then there’s Dalinar, just, like, not even caring. Guy’s been through so much, bro's probably the one actuallyresponsible for the storms at this point. Every time he says, “Life before death,” I just imagine him holding up a “YOLO” sign, screaming it into the storm, looking like the ultimate mood. The Almighty doesn’t even care. He’s like, "Bruh, this entire world is a glitch in the Matrix. Go fix it if you’re bored."

Anyway, these Radiants—like, actual OG squad members—have to literally remember that they’re super cool. But they forget everything, like trying to remember the name of your 4th-grade crush. #WastedPotential. Ishar is over there being all dramatic, probably posted a story about his glorious betrayal of his BFFs or whatever. They all were at war. People were throwing hands. But not even for real. More like people spamming "L" and "ratio" on Twitter. You know the vibe.

In the end, though, it’s all about staying hydrated and fighting the big fights, even if you forget who’s on your squad, and just vibe through the highstorms.

You should spoiler that.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

You should spoiler that.

Yes

Ima hide it first

Spoiler

Spoiler way of king 

Spoiler

Warning brain rot

Spoiler

Yo, so like, Storms were a vibe, right? They were wild. One minute you're chilling, next minute there's this giant, thunderous, sky-splitting thing going on, flashing lights like a Fortnite event. And then, bam, you’re like, "I’m gonna be struck by lightning again." Not like it's a new experience. Been there, done that. Everyone just ignores it, like, "Oh, another lightning storm. Meh."

But here’s the thing—Sadeas wasn’t vibing with the storm. Nope, bro was, like, super in his feelings. He’s the kind of guy who would go off in the chat like, “Y’all, we’re so done, I'm literally gonna use a hammer, it's over.” And guess what? He’s out here swinging his weapon like he’s in some kind of epic RPG, and boom, the dude’s a whole vibe with his armor shining.

But then, out of nowhere, some shiny rock—a surge stone? Ugh, sounds like the next TikTok challenge—just gets, like, flipped over. Suddenly, everyone's talking about "Oathbringers" and stuff, but all I’m thinking is, "Bro, chill, it’s literally a rock."

And then there’s Dalinar, just, like, not even caring. Guy’s been through so much, bro's probably the one actuallyresponsible for the storms at this point. Every time he says, “Life before death,” I just imagine him holding up a “YOLO” sign, screaming it into the storm, looking like the ultimate mood. The Almighty doesn’t even care. He’s like, "Bruh, this entire world is a glitch in the Matrix. Go fix it if you’re bored."

Anyway, these Radiants—like, actual OG squad members—have to literally remember that they’re super cool. But they forget everything, like trying to remember the name of your 4th-grade crush. #WastedPotential. Ishar is over there being all dramatic, probably posted a story about his glorious betrayal of his BFFs or whatever. They all were at war. People were throwing hands. But not even for real. More like people spamming "L" and "ratio" on Twitter. You know the vibe.

In the end, though, it’s all about staying hydrated and fighting the big fights, even if you forget who’s on your squad, and just vibe through the highstorms.

 

 

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

17 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I can give the best recap

Moash and amaram was super cool

Ok… I’m trusting you

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

Ok… I’m trusting you

Tell everyone “And for my boon” and tell them “Kaladin has no reason to be depressed “

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

No

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 hours ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Who would win stick or  Adolinism or wind el

Ina fight

Yoda with a stick

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

Yoda

You can do audio?

[Existential]

Hewo

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

22 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

You can do audio?

If you save to files

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

RIIIIIIGHT?

Not his again 

also

1 minute ago, Limited_empathy said:

If you save to files

Not his again 

also

I’m sorry this not his

[Existential]

4 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

If you save to files

Not his again 

also

I’m sorry this not his

what song is that?

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

what song is that?

It’s from prates of the Caribbean dead man’s chest

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

Hewo

owo

[Existential]

Just now, Limited_empathy said:

It’s from prates of the Caribbean dead man’s chest

*realization* I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS SONG IT'S EVERYWHERE

@Through The Living Glass HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

*realization* I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS SONG IT'S EVERYWHERE

@Through The Living Glass HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

. . . GOODNESS WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . GOODNESS WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT

*EVIL LAUGHTER* 

I FINALY HAVE N ABUSABLE POWER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

*realization* I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS SONG IT'S EVERYWHERE

@Through The Living Glass HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . GOODNESS WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT

*snickers*

Just now, Limited_empathy said:

*EVIL LAUGHTER* 

I FINALY HAVE N ABUSABLE POWER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES

ABUSE POWER

YESSSS

[Existential]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . GOODNESS WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT

I CAN'T OUTRUN THE DAVEY JONES ORGAN

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

 

*snickers*

YES

ABUSE POWER

YESSSS

YES I SHALL ABUSE MY POWER

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, N̶̝̦͝u̶͇̠͒́l̷̺͇͔̩̯̆͜l̸̾̿̓̚ said:

I CAN'T OUTRUN THE DAVEY JONES ORGAN

heheh

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Here me out Moash 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

 

*snickers*

YES

ABUSE POWER

YESSSS

YES I SHALL ABUSE MY POWER

[Existential]

2 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

YES I SHALL ABUSE MY POWER

WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE