The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Clinically insane said:

"oh don't be shy. It's ok." poor people trying to keep up with the personality switches. 

how do you feel about plotcrossing with a new plot me and haly are gonna start?

That’d be cool

He hesitated. “Okay…”

Edited March 19, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

36 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

He pressed the glass shard deeper into her skin.

"I don't know who that is, but for the love, just let Lillian go!"

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

He looked behind himself towards the grand doorway.

"Anyway, you ready to go in?"

“Yeah. Let’s go.”

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

That’d be cool

He hesitated. “Okay…”

sweet.

"

She smiles at him. "Great." "Hey silver how's that place searching coming along?"

 

@Bird Furious

Ahem. Calaeril and Chull were adventures. They liked expoloring abandoned stuff. Your basic ghost hunters. And they were exploring the infamous house where a father killed his family. Calaeril was a woodland elf. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Kajsa said:

“Yeah. Let’s go.”

He nodded.

"Whenever you're ready. Good luck," he added with a whisper.

Then he vanished.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Clinically insane said:

sweet.

"

She smiles at him. "Great." "Hey silver how's that place searching coming along?"

 

@Bird Furious

Ahem. Calaeril and Chull were adventures. They liked expoloring abandoned stuff. Your basic ghost hunters. And they were exploring the infamous house where a father killed his family. Calaeril was a woodland elf. 

WAIT

HANG ON

[Got it! Teleporting now!]

The two of them appeared at the place.

Not sure if that is actually Asher’s old house.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

WAIT

HANG ON

[Got it! Teleporting now!]

The two of them appeared at the place.

Not sure if that is actually Asher’s old house.

Lol

it was. Asher looked around. "Huh strange." then she almost fell down. "Aah disorinetsting"

 

Calaeril gasps "are you cult members!!"

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Clinically insane said:

Lol

it was. Asher looked around. "Huh strange." then she almost fell down. "Aah disorinetsting"

 

Calaeril gasps "are you cult members!!"

@Bird Furious

Two people randomly appeared in the supposedly haunted house - and there was a blindfolded woman sitting there rather worried.

Pyk frowned. “No, we are not cult members.”

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

@Bird Furious

Two people randomly appeared in the supposedly haunted house - and there was a blindfolded woman sitting there rather worried.

Pyk frowned. “No, we are not cult members.”

Wait who's the blindfolded woman?

Oooh that's the ok nm

"and whos that person. Chull i think we got some supernatural stuff!" @Bird Furious

 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

19 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

He nodded.

"Whenever you're ready. Good luck," he added with a whisper.

Then he vanished.

She stepped inside. 

[NameIess]

11 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Symbol reappeared. 

“Of course,” she said simply. “The traditional mode has been subverted. You have ignorance and curiosity to blame for that. Ignorance of the long and noble line of Narrators, and curiosity that cannot help but ask ‘what if’. ‘What if a Narrator were a simple character, forced onto another, higher plane?’ You get experiments such as Tam, Rebus, and I— who I would argue are much more engaging and interesting than the likes of Bacon and early versions of Lady Bug.”

"Rebus is fine, as the new Narrators go. He seeks power worthy of him, and while he is involved in the plot he is in a villainous role, which is much healthier for the plot than acting as a protagonist." Nameless held up a finger. "However, neither he nor Tam nor you hold a candle to Bacon. That man is quite nearly a perfect Narrator. If all were like him, this Thread would be a better place."

3 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

"That should work." Perseus said. "Though he's famed for his bodyguards. Hey..." he frowned, noticing Moni's expression. "You okay?"

--

"Stop this." Simon demanded. "Stop playing games and either kill us, or let us go"

--

"I . . ." Cricket slumped. No. Not again. He had thought . . . he had thought that if he had killed Malevolence, he could've saved those people. Those people aren't real! screamed a rational voice in his head. It doesn't matter. They could've been real, and they would've died either way. He had failed.

He slumped against the cave wall. He needed to find Rose after her visit with the Dreamsmith and . . . Malevolence. Cricket froze. He had seen what could have been the future if Malevolence survived. He needed to stop him now.

"Rebus!" he screamed, hoping for the Narrator who he didn't trust, but who had saved his life more than once.

@Dragonheir

"No." Moni said softly. "I haven't been okay in... a long time."

--

The king turned back to Simon. "Playing games? Is that what you think I do? My city is under attack, and you have information about the cause of the attack!"

"He wants your treasures!" Jacob exclaimed. "Malevolence, our master. He sent us to deliver an ultimatum. Surrender the treasures of your kingdom, or be destroyed. We know nothing more than that, I swear!"

The king spun on Jacob, glowing eyes narrowed. "You... speak the truth."

--

A kindly voice spoke from behind Cricket. "I'm afraid Rebus can't reach you here. Not safely, at least. You'll have to wait before going on a quest to destroy Malevolence."

51 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"I'd love to know as much as you tell me, though I'd certainly understand if there are things you'd wish to keep to yourself." She smiled again, more naturally this time, and patted Unintelligible on the shoulder. She offered him a cup of tea, as well. Most of her blends were quite calming.

Unintelligible took it, never taking his eyes off of Malevolence.

The villain in question took a long sip of his tea. "Very well. I'll tell you what I can." He cleared his throat, then continued in a casual tone. "In the immediate future, I seek to claim a certain artefact of great power. A crown that grants one the power of a Narrator. I am doing so by laying siege to the city of the king that holds said crown, with the aid of my withergeist rabbits. They tear reality around the city. Soon it will be entirely surrounded by the void, isolated and alone. If there is no outside interference in the city, my conquest will be inevitable." He shrugged ruefully. "Although I doubt a lack of interference is very likely, especially since I'm telling you about this plan. Anyways, that's my short term plan. Longer term, I plan to find some way to control the withergeist rabbits. As of now, they help me only because they think I am useful and want me to stay alive. I've heard from certain sources that bonding a withergeist will allow me to control other withergeists, which is why I asked you about the process. However, you've confirmed that the process requires a willing withergeist, and the rabbits have proven reluctant to bond me. I think they do not wish to be controlled again."

Malevolence took another sip of tea. "Long term, I want to claim the ultimate power of evil and become the greatest Antagonist this thread has ever seen. Is there anything else you wanted to know?"

[Existential]

15 hours ago, Dabi said:

She shrugged. “Probably. Sorry I was insensitive.”

I believe it was this one @Bird Furious

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Kajsa said:

She stepped inside. 

EEP! Sorry, I didn't see this

The adjoining chamber was vast, with high, vaulted ceilings and marble pillars space the room.

Thrones of gray marble adorned a raised platform in a ring around the room; many were already occupied by their specific Gods or Goddesses.

It was obvious the space was intended to make one feel small.

Well, smaller.

Hermes waved to her from his own throne, smiling.

Zeus presided at the head of the room.

"Ah, Corysande!" he thundered. "Welcome. Glad to see you received our summons."

haha, thundered . . . hahahahaha

@TwinStorm @Bird Furious @Kajsa @Dragonheir (heir, I can't remember if you wanted to be one of the gods or not, so i'm just going to ping you anyway )

uhhhh was there anyone else?

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

haha, thundered . . . hahahahaha

@TwinStorm @Bird Furious @Kajsa @Dragonheir (heir, I can't remember if you wanted to be one of the gods or not, so i'm just going to ping you anyway )

uhhhh was there anyone else?

Wait, what's going on with the gods?

[echo74 she/her]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

He pressed the glass shard deeper into her skin.

"I don't know who that is, but for the love, just let Lillian go!"

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

He looked behind himself towards the grand doorway.

"Anyway, you ready to go in?"

She looked a little dazed. "I'm not... I didn't hurt Lillian..."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, NameIess said:

Wait, what's going on with the gods?

Kajsa and I started a plot a little while back, where she made one of the Greek Dates and I ended up playing a Drus once I figured out what was going on

So now she's in a (hopefully short) pseudo-trial at Olympus, and a few of the others wanted to use some of the Greek Gods as their characters

4 minutes ago, echo74 said:

She looked a little dazed. "I'm not... I didn't hurt Lillian..."

"Well, she looks pretty hurt, to me!"

Edited March 19, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[echo74 she/her]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Kajsa and I started a plot a little while back, where she made one of the Greek Dates and I ended up playing a Drus once I figured out what was going on

So now she's in a (hopefully short) pseudo-trial at Olympus, and a few of the others wanted to use some of the Greek Gods as their characters

"Well, she looks pretty hurt, to me!"

She opened her mouth, then closed it. "Will you get off of me so I can speak?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, echo74 said:

She opened her mouth, then closed it. "Will you get off of me so I can speak?"

I mean he's not on her- it's just the glass shard but okie

"You seem to be able to speak just fine where you are" he countered.

[echo74 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I mean he's not on her- it's just the glass shard but okie

"You seem to be able to speak just fine where you are" he countered.

she's trying to make him uncomfortable lol

"Yeah, you try talking with a glass shard to your throat," she said. "Maybe then you'll understand."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, echo74 said:

she's trying to make him uncomfortable lol

"Yeah, you try talking with a glass shard to your throat," she said. "Maybe then you'll understand."

Okay

Since she obviously wasn't having any trouble talking, he waited.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I wonder if . . .

The world around him and Tam blurred, shifting in and out of focus for a few moments.

Hmm.

Everything returned to normal.

No . . .

*hugs*

He yelped, holding her tighter. 

WHAT are you DOING? 

3 hours ago, Clinically insane said:

sweet.

"

She smiles at him. "Great." "Hey silver how's that place searching coming along?"

 

@Bird Furious

Ahem. Calaeril and Chull were adventures. They liked expoloring abandoned stuff. Your basic ghost hunters. And they were exploring the infamous house where a father killed his family. Calaeril was a woodland elf. 

Chull lost his memory at the end of every day. Sometimes Calaeril would tell him the wrong name just to be funny. 

3 hours ago, Clinically insane said:

Lol

it was. Asher looked around. "Huh strange." then she almost fell down. "Aah disorinetsting"

 

Calaeril gasps "are you cult members!!"

3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

@Bird Furious

Two people randomly appeared in the supposedly haunted house - and there was a blindfolded woman sitting there rather worried.

Pyk frowned. “No, we are not cult members.”

Chull waved, curious. It was people! 

2 hours ago, NameIess said:

"Rebus is fine, as the new Narrators go. He seeks power worthy of him, and while he is involved in the plot he is in a villainous role, which is much healthier for the plot than acting as a protagonist." Nameless held up a finger. "However, neither he nor Tam nor you hold a candle to Bacon. That man is quite nearly a perfect Narrator. If all were like him, this Thread would be a better place."

"Perhaps, perhaps. But those days are dead, aren't they? You're stuck with us now." She grinned. 

1 hour ago, Dabi said:

I believe it was this one @Bird Furious

"Eh. It's okay." 

thx

22 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

EEP! Sorry, I didn't see this

The adjoining chamber was vast, with high, vaulted ceilings and marble pillars space the room.

Thrones of gray marble adorned a raised platform in a ring around the room; many were already occupied by their specific Gods or Goddesses.

It was obvious the space was intended to make one feel small.

Well, smaller.

Hermes waved to her from his own throne, smiling.

Zeus presided at the head of the room.

"Ah, Corysande!" he thundered. "Welcome. Glad to see you received our summons."

haha, thundered . . . hahahahaha

@TwinStorm @Bird Furious @Kajsa @Dragonheir (heir, I can't remember if you wanted to be one of the gods or not, so i'm just going to ping you anyway )

uhhhh was there anyone else?

Aphrodite raised her eyebrows at Corysande. 

@Kajsa

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

Chull waved, curious. It was people! 

“I think that we found a” calaeril lowers her voice “cult.”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Clinically insane said:

“I think that we found a” calaeril lowers her voice “cult.”

“I’m not part of a cult.” He points to the woman. “She is, though.”

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

“I’m not part of a cult.” He points to the woman. “She is, though.”

Wow through her under the bus

calaeril walks to her. “What cult! Whom do you worship! How do i spawn the demon!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

10 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

He yelped, holding her tighter. 

WHAT are you DOING? 

Testing.

The beach rumbled beneath him, causing the sand to undulate and shift. Bat and Tam sank a little before the shaking stopped.

Curious . . .

Edited March 19, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[echo74 she/her]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Okay

Since she obviously wasn't having any trouble talking, he waited.

"Quentin... is... an old friend."