The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Existential]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Well, like the metaphors, and calling cards, and stuff. Here's the thing. I'm moving out of simple cons. I'm becoming a master thief. And one of those gotta have a calling card."

“Sure, sure. Just don’t forget us small people when you become a master thief,” he said, chuckling 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Dabi said:

“Sure, sure. Just don’t forget us small people when you become a master thief,” he said, chuckling 

"I won't. That's why you have the cards."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

4 minutes ago, Clinically insane said:

Asher nods.... "thats... not... good. Though they may be different cause of the.... getting stabbed agajn... it's dead people logic. We could ask cade. Cause I'd have to talk to him anyways."

i think you have a plan but I dunno

 

the locations are split up. One is on earth. One is on a strange planet that's unnamed right now. And the third is on another unnamed planet. 

Pyk nodded. “How… how would you do that?”

plan for what?

 

 

Drin frowns. “There are… three locations.”

[Existential]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"I won't. That's why you have the cards."

“You hold all the cards,” he jested 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Pyk nodded. “How… how would you do that?”

plan for what?

 

 

Drin frowns. “There are… three locations.”

Asher glances around. “Uhhhhhh i dunno, prolly just…..;” then she yelled. “Cade i know your listening to us!!!”

to which cade appeare behind pyk. “Golly dont yell so loud.”

of fighting this old lady person…. Or you dont and we winging it

 

”yeah…. Parents. Ya know, the people who’s dna also matches mine….”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Dabi said:

“You hold all the cards,” he jested 

"Exactly." he smiled. "You're good."

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

27 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Eepy blinked, then hugged his head gratefully. 

“Okay,” she said happily. 

"Good. You stay here with the Griffin." he looked down at the GPS device, "Maddie, what's the griffon's name anyway?"

 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Clinically insane said:

Asher glances around. “Uhhhhhh i dunno, prolly just…..;” then she yelled. “Cade i know your listening to us!!!”

to which cade appeare behind pyk. “Golly dont yell so loud.”

of fighting this old lady person…. Or you dont and we winging it

 

”yeah…. Parents. Ya know, the people who’s dna also matches mine….”

Pyk turned, looking at Cade and smiling. “Hello.”

um

well

i always wing it

sort of

 

Wait! That’s not how it works?

 

[Existential]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Exactly." he smiled. "You're good."

He laughed. “Maybe so.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Dabi said:

He laughed. “Maybe so.”

"Yeah, you are, Wanderer. So . . . wanna grab your supplies?"

@Through The Living Glass

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Pyk turned, looking at Cade and smiling. “Hello.”

um

well

i always wing it

sort of

 

Wait! That’s not how it works?

 

Cade glared at him and flipped him off. “Asher what do you need.”\

”ooooh, to borrow… powers… theoretically so long as it wont hurt pyk.”

”oh come on why do you care about this douchebag anyways. He’s stupid.”

Asher gave him a blank stare and he sighed, “uh since you got stabbed, AGAIN, *storming* annoying, your powers changed so theoretically they wont hurt your discount Romeo here.”

i wing half of mine to xD

 

what? BRO MY BRAIN IS TO SMALL!
how does drin know what Ben’s dna is

[Existential]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

"Yeah, you are, Wanderer. So . . . wanna grab your supplies?"

@Through The Living Glass

“Lets do it,” he said gleefully, cracking his neck

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Dabi said:

“Lets do it,” he said gleefully, cracking his neck

He walked in to the shop, pulling supplies from behind the wall. "Here ya go." he said, bringing out three fully stocked packs.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Clinically insane said:

Cade glared at him and flipped him off. “Asher what do you need.”\

”ooooh, to borrow… powers… theoretically so long as it wont hurt pyk.”

”oh come on why do you care about this douchebag anyways. He’s stupid.”

Asher gave him a blank stare and he sighed, “uh since you got stabbed, AGAIN, *storming* annoying, your powers changed so theoretically they wont hurt your discount Romeo here.”

i wing half of mine to xD

 

what? BRO MY BRAIN IS TO SMALL!
how does drin know what Ben’s dna is

Pyk frowned at Cade, raising an eyebrow. 
same

 

 

um

well

Slight time travel and Narration

(He got a sample of his DNA from before he was kidnapped)

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Pyk frowned at Cade, raising an eyebrow. 
same

 

 

um

well

Slight time travel and Narration

(He got a sample of his DNA from before he was kidnapped)

Cade responds by holding his middle finger up in his direction and doesn’t not put it down. “So if ya want i could lend you the powers for whatever mess your EBay ass boy toy got yall into.”

im sorry bro had beef with pyk. 

Its funny to write tho

 

 

BRUH this boy.

hawks appears fixes her authors mistake and disappears.

there was one on a distant planet. Unnamed and seemingly uninhabited.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

13 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

The reflection shrugged. “This is a trial, after all. You’re supposed to overcome a fault or at least acknowledge it exists. Hence, you’ve been deconstructed into several aspects of your personality which you can then evaluate. I’m not sure how I knew that.” 
Rebus wondered how the not-actually-an-idiot would account for the fact that it had been mind-controlling a clone of him to serve as the Narrative portion of the security system. 
“Caves… I’d have to agree with you.” Rebus smiled. “And the Authors being shocked was not my expectation. I had predicted at least one character noticing and trying to deal with me, but I suppose that fewer Narrators and Authors are watching than they used to.” 

An ordinary being would have wondered what events had caused a fire like that. The orb took it in stride, forming a preliminary extrapolation that the tree may have been a biological interface to the supercomputer. Or just a tree. 

Is it within your capability to repair this structure?

[Existential]

18 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

He walked in to the shop, pulling supplies from behind the wall. "Here ya go." he said, bringing out three fully stocked packs.

He smiled. “Fantastic. Lets see if your equipment holds up,” he jested

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Clinically insane said:

Cade responds by holding his middle finger up in his direction and doesn’t not put it down. “So if ya want i could lend you the powers for whatever mess your EBay ass boy toy got yall into.”

im sorry bro had beef with pyk. 

Its funny to write tho

 

 

BRUH this boy.

hawks appears fixes her authors mistake and disappears.

there was one on a distant planet. Unnamed and seemingly uninhabited.

 

Pyk doesn’t respond, pinstead narrowing his eyes. “And what, may I ask, is EBay.”

 

Drin frowned. “I have a lock.” 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Dabi said:

He smiled. “Fantastic. Lets see if your equipment holds up,” he jested

he loves to 'jest' doesn't he? 

"It better. Cost me a fortune to rob that merchant and buy the store."

[Keke They/he]

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Pyk doesn’t respond, pinstead narrowing his eyes. “And what, may I ask, is EBay.”

 

Drin frowned. “I have a lock.” 

Cade sighs, “its… a website… on.. oh right your not from earth. Heh. Basically it’s a fancy way of calling you a Knock off. Or poorly made. Or not working right, broken, unwanted. Ya know..”

 

 

atlas nods hurriedly. “Let’s go!!”

Edited March 12, 2025 by Clinically insane

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

All good

She sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose.

Trust me, we don't need to be reminded.

Noooooo whyyyyyy

“Good - that means I’m doing my job sufficiently.” 
*shug* I say that kind of thing in real life too. 

3 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Bat glared at him because Tam was doing it. 

“Well, I— I don’t know. What if it changes me.”

remind me the mirrors?

“Yeah,” Bat agreed. “Tell us more about the Machination.”

“I don’t think the action will change you, though the choice might. I made my choice - I’m much happier because of it.” 

Mirrors are lashing out, hiding away, becoming like her parents, and running away with Cricket. 
“The Machination can be hired by essentially anyone, though the more complicated the job the more valuable the payment must be. They’re mercenaries, technologically and magically augmented by the organization. They used to be tightly managed, but leadership has gone downhill and there’s approximately three different groups of people calling themselves the Machination.” 
Rebus waited for Lady Bug to stop being a statue and begin yelling at him. 

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Is it within your capability to repair this structure?

“I have not explored my capabilities. It is my impression that Ennulling can undo and revert, bringing this site back to its previous state.” 
Um, is that a thing Ennullers can do? Anyway, I think the orb shouldn’t be able to Ennull externally without difficulty, since it’s so strong otherwise. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, Clinically insane said:

Cade sighs, “its… a website… on.. oh right your not from earth. Heh. Basically it’s a fancy way of calling you a Knock off. Or poorly made. Or not working right, broken, unwanted. Ya know..”

 

 

atlas nods hurriedly. “Let’s go!!”

Pyk snorted. “You think I haven’t heard that?”

His voice grew smaller. “You think I haven’t told myself that?”

”But I’ve realized something. I’m no ‘knock-off,’ Cade. I have crawled and fought for my spot in this world. And it does not belong to anyone else.”

He grinned. “Rant over.”

 

 

He nodded, and teleported them there.

[Existential]

7 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

he loves to 'jest' doesn't he? 

"It better. Cost me a fortune to rob that merchant and buy the store."

Its the best word I got  

“Good on ya,” he bellowed, giving him a friendly punch in the shoulder 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Pyk snorted. “You think I haven’t heard that?”

His voice grew smaller. “You think I haven’t told myself that?”

”But I’ve realized something. I’m no ‘knock-off,’ Cade. I have crawled and fought for my spot in this world. And it does not belong to anyone else.”

He grinned. “Rant over.”

 

 

He nodded, and teleported them there.

BEST REACTION EVER, 100/10 PYK i apologize before you read this, I DONT MEAN IT BUT CADE RLLY HATES PYK!

asher sat unsure of what to do. Now she knew she should probably reassure pyk but she was really bad at that, so, she patted his shoulder and nodded. “Yeah.” 

My dear Cade was not finished sadly. He scoffed, “maybe you should rethink that. Honestly, you got Asher killed, again. You mess up every other day, you cant do anything right. Wasn’t it you who got your friends killed or something. That doesn’t seem very worthy to me.”

 

they teleport to a desolate jungle. Under their feet in a metal door of sorts.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Dabi said:

Its the best word I got  

“Good on ya,” he bellowed, giving him a friendly punch in the shoulder 

He smiled at the older man. "Y'know, you taught me something about conning, when we adventured in the past."