The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Thee insane said:

Atlas clutches the little dragon to her chest. 

atlas looks back and forth between everybody scared so horribly bad. 

 @Halcyon The Only atlas looked at her.a"whats happening!"

Isadore shrugged.  “Just roll with it until it stops.”

5 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

The pirate hat gains a vague face. “I be Cap’n Exposition. I explain things to lubbers - land, space, or otherwise - when they arrr confused.” 

“No. You arrr in a strange place, but it be not a dream.” 

Cap’n Exposition salutes the sky as he climbs onto his small frost whale. 

Rebus shakes his head. “The point was to find a third to be the quest itself. But chaos is returning, it seems; I say all can direct the obstructions and ways forward.” 

“Uh huh. Nice to meet you.”

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

The Scribe frowns. “No, you weren’t supposed to hear that last one, it was an immeasurable distance away.

“On another note, would you like another dragon? I promise it won’t be…” he pauses for effect, “the KING!” He says this in a mock dramatic voice.

The Scribe frowns. “But that’s boooooring. Only boring people do boooooring things. Are you boring?” He says this in a stern tone, but she could tell it was a joke.

Atlas hyper ventilated  "its not boring jts normal. Normal is all I ever wanted to be! Also yes I would like another dragon"

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Isadore shrugged.  “Just roll with it until it stops.”

“Uh huh. Nice to meet you.”

she nods

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

“You have fun. This place is like a carnival!”

He hesitates. “Have you been to a carnival?”

Atlas shakes her head. "No. No I havent"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 hours ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Of course." he said, smiling.

“Sit down, if you like,” she invited, collapsing into an armchair. “Anything to drink?”

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

Atlas whimpers "What do I do then?"

Capt’n Exposition taps the side of his new whale. “You arrr able to choose. You can be strange to, or you will be confused.” He briefly has aviator sunglasses, then they disappear. “That be making no sense, which means I not be able to get me treasure.” 

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Uh huh. Nice to meet you.”

“You at least arrr polite.” 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Dragonheir said:

Capt’n Exposition taps the side of his new whale. “You arrr able to choose. You can be strange to, or you will be confused.” He briefly has aviator sunglasses, then they disappear. “That be making no sense, which means I not be able to get me treasure.” 

“You at least arrr polite.” 

"So im magic? I dont wamt magic i want a normal life!"

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Thee insane said:

"So im magic? I dont wamt magic i want a normal life!"

“You do not be magic, I think. There is a place where you arrr not allowed to use any. It be peaceful there, probably. There be another not peaceful place where you be not allowed to use magic too.” 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

“You do not be magic, I think. There is a place where you arrr not allowed to use any. It be peaceful there, probably. There be another not peaceful place where you be not allowed to use magic too.” 

atlas nods her eyes still wide. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Thee insane said:

Atlas hyper ventilated  "its not boring jts normal. Normal is all I ever wanted to be! Also yes I would like another dragon"

she nods

Atlas shakes her head. "No. No I havent"

“Hey, hey hey hey. Woah. Being normal… everyone is normal. You don’t have to worry about that. Let me teach you something to avoid saying, though, if you want to be normal. Word A is ‘Suddenly’, and Word B is ‘Pineapples’. If you ever say those together,” he waves at the tornado, “That happens.”

He looked at her and joked, wrinkling his brow and adopting a strange-er voice. “And you are about the most normal thing I’ve ever seen:”

He frowns, and realizes that he never got rid of the tornado. “Oh, wait. Oops…”

The tornado moves rapidly towards the horizon.

He gives her another toy dragon. “The floating pirate hat is right. As one of the people who helped make sure that there wouldn’t be chaos there, I think you may love Enturis.”

 

He gasps in horror. “No carnivals?”

He whimpers.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Isadore knelt next to her. “Hey, it’s okay.”

Who is speaking here 

Atreides, my evil Narrator

14 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

The pirate hat gains a vague face. “I be Cap’n Exposition. I explain things to lubbers - land, space, or otherwise - when they arrr confused.” 

“No. You arrr in a strange place, but it be not a dream.” 

Cap’n Exposition salutes the sky as he climbs onto his small frost whale. 

Rebus shakes his head. “The point was to find a third to be the quest itself. But chaos is returning, it seems; I say all can direct the obstructions and ways forward.” 

Atreides shrugged, confused. "If we need an Author, there are plenty. But why not make a quest for ourselves? There are many quests to be undertaken."

5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Sit down, if you like,” she invited, collapsing into an armchair. “Anything to drink?”

"The tea is poisoned." he said automatically. "Water, if you please."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Capt’n Exposition taps the side of his new whale. “You arrr able to choose. You can be strange to, or you will be confused.” He briefly has aviator sunglasses, then they disappear. “That be making no sense, which means I not be able to get me treasure.” 

“You at least arrr polite.” 

 

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Hey, hey hey hey. Woah. Being normal… everyone is normal. You don’t have to worry about that. Let me teach you something to avoid saying, though, if you want to be normal. Word A is ‘Suddenly’, and Word B is ‘Pineapples’. If you ever say those together,” he waves at the tornado, “That happens.”

He looked at her and joked, wrinkling his brow and adopting a strange-er voice. “And you are about the most normal thing I’ve ever seen:”

He frowns, and realizes that he never got rid of the tornado. “Oh, wait. Oops…”

The tornado moves rapidly towards the horizon.

He gives her another toy dragon. “The floating pirate hat is right. As one of the people who helped make sure that there wouldn’t be chaos there, I think you may love Enturis.”

 

He gasps in horror. “No carnivals?”

He whimpers.

Entoturis, actually

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides, my evil Narrator

Atreides shrugged, confused. "If we need an Author, there are plenty. But why not make a quest for ourselves? There are many quests to be undertaken."

"The tea is poisoned." he said automatically. "Water, if you please."

A voice appears to Atreides. “But what if that is also poisoned! No… you must drink the WORM PEE!”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides, my evil Narrator

Atreides shrugged, confused. "If we need an Author, there are plenty. But why not make a quest for ourselves? There are many quests to be undertaken."

"The tea is poisoned." he said automatically. "Water, if you please."

She frowned. “That’s a strange thing to say.” She did, however, move to a small cooler and pour a glass of water. “Ice?”

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Hey, hey hey hey. Woah. Being normal… everyone is normal. You don’t have to worry about that. Let me teach you something to avoid saying, though, if you want to be normal. Word A is ‘Suddenly’, and Word B is ‘Pineapples’. If you ever say those together,” he waves at the tornado, “That happens.”

He looked at her and joked, wrinkling his brow and adopting a strange-er voice. “And you are about the most normal thing I’ve ever seen:”

He frowns, and realizes that he never got rid of the tornado. “Oh, wait. Oops…”

The tornado moves rapidly towards the horizon.

He gives her another toy dragon. “The floating pirate hat is right. As one of the people who helped make sure that there wouldn’t be chaos there, I think you may love Enturis.”

 

He gasps in horror. “No carnivals?”

He whimpers.

Atlas is still breathing heavy. she grabs the dragon and hugs it. "I'm so so so so so very confused. I'm more confused than thor was when loki pretended to be Odin."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

A voice appears to Atreides. “But what if that is also poisoned! No… you must drink the WORM PEE!”

Malan Enulled the voice. "The water."

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She frowned. “That’s a strange thing to say.” She did, however, move to a small cooler and pour a glass of water. “Ice?”

"If you must."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

A voice appears to Atreides. “But what if that is also poisoned! No… you must drink the WORM PEE!”

THIS MEETING IS IMPORTANT, boomed a voice from above. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Malan Enulled the voice. "The water."

The Scribe was horrified, but he had other ways of talking that didn’t involve Narration.

So there.

But he was also afraid of Ennullers, so he stopped.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

The Scribe was horrified, but he had other ways of talking that didn’t involve Narration.

So there.

But he was also afraid of Ennullers, so he stopped.

Which was good, because Malan really hated people who listened in.

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Thee insane said:

atlas nods her eyes still wide. 

Capt’n Exposition fishes four flyers in the frost whale’s saddle bag, and hands them over. Then he rockets away into the sky on a path of ice. 
One is bleakly advertising Onyx’s Realm, one is advertising Entoturis, one tells you to go find … or n something, and one tells you to say Bacon the Bard three times, either forwards or backwards. 

2 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

He gives her another toy dragon. “The floating pirate hat is right. As one of the people who helped make sure that there wouldn’t be chaos there, I think you may love Enturis.”

Capt’n Exposition calls from the sky. “I be Capt’n Exposition. And I be not just a hat now!” 

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Atreides shrugged, confused. "If we need an Author, there are plenty. But why not make a quest for ourselves? There are many quests to be undertaken."

“I personally would like to avoid talking to myself the whole time. Trying to get past my own obstacles is tedious.” 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Capt’n Exposition fishes four flyers in the frost whale’s saddle bag, and hands them over. Then he rockets away into the sky on a path of ice. 
One is bleakly advertising Onyx’s Realm, one is advertising Entoturis, one tells you to go find … or n something, and one tells you to say Bacon the Bard three times, either forwards or backwards. 

Capt’n Exposition calls from the sky. “I be Capt’n Exposition. And I be not just a hat now!” 

“I personally would like to avoid talking to myself the whole time. Trying to get past my own obstacles is tedious.” 

atlas looks at the papers. "This would be easier if I could read."

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, Thee insane said:

atlas looks at the papers. "This would be easier if I could read."

They aren’t very helpful anyway. Quite vague, in fact, considering that the relevant Author has to go do homework. 

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

They aren’t very helpful anyway. Quite vague, in fact, considering that the relevant Author has to go do homework. 

It's a weekend jn not doing home work... fine. Gimme three seconds. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

@Thee insane

The Scribe frowned. “I am sorry, child…”

”Keep the dragon close. It is my blessing to you. Should you request my help to make things normal - maybe someone with confusing magic goes near you - and I will help stop them.”

“It’s probably good that you cannot read, because that last bit of advice was horribly incorrect. Bacon the Bard is rather chaotic, and his greetings are very loud.”

The Scribe grins, and he walks off with a wave.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

@Thee insane

The Scribe frowned. “I am sorry, child…”

”Keep the dragon close. It is my blessing to you. Should you request my help to make things normal - maybe someone with confusing magic goes near you - and I will help stop them.”

“It’s probably good that you cannot read, because that last bit of advice was horribly incorrect. Bacon the Bard is rather chaotic, and his greetings are very loud.”

The Scribe grins, and he walks off with a wave.

atlas nods. "Thanks."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Capt’n Exposition fishes four flyers in the frost whale’s saddle bag, and hands them over. Then he rockets away into the sky on a path of ice. 
One is bleakly advertising Onyx’s Realm, one is advertising Entoturis, one tells you to go find … or n something, and one tells you to say Bacon the Bard three times, either forwards or backwards. 

Capt’n Exposition calls from the sky. “I be Capt’n Exposition. And I be not just a hat now!” 

“I personally would like to avoid talking to myself the whole time. Trying to get past my own obstacles is tedious.” 

"Of course. Which Author, is the question?"

[Keke They/he]

@Dragonheir i tried to do research but couldn't find very much on onyx realm or the other e one. Then again I'm bad at navigating the 17th shard so.