The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Blueberry lemon. Although I guess Shoe might have pumpkin spice."

"Hmm... give me the muffin." The Once Author gestures for her to throw it to him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Hmm... give me the muffin." The Once Author gestures for her to throw it to him.

Uh... Nogard's a man.

With only a moment of hesitation, Nogard removed his emergency muffin and passed it over to The Once Author.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Uh... Nogard's a man.

With only a moment of hesitation, Nogard removed his emergency muffin and passed it over to The Once Author.

No...

NO....

NOOOOOOO...

@J. Magi AGAIN. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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The Once Author holds it tightly, then squeezes it into a disgusting ball of muffin.

[Mags she/they]

33 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

No...

NO....

NOOOOOOO...

@J. Magi AGAIN. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

---

The Once Author holds it tightly, then squeezes it into a disgusting ball of muffin.

It's actually a curse, at this point

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, J. Magi said:

It's actually a curse, at this point

Legit. I'm cursed. I guess this is why you don't visit the nightwatcher.

[Mags she/they]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Legit. I'm cursed. I guess this is why you don't visit the nightwatcher.

Dang it elan we told you not to go there!! Honestly.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

11 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

Dang it elan we told you not to go there!! Honestly.

Sorry. I needed a mahogany cheese board!

[Mags she/they]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Sorry. I needed a mahogany cheese board!

No. No you didn't.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

No...

NO....

NOOOOOOO...

@J. Magi AGAIN. AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

---

The Once Author holds it tightly, then squeezes it into a disgusting ball of muffin.

Nogard gasped.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

22 minutes ago, J. Magi said:

No. No you didn't.

Of course I did.

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard gasped.

The muffin ball exploded into a portal stretching across Empty, disappearing into the distance.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Of course I did.

The muffin ball exploded into a portal stretching across Empty, disappearing into the distance.

Nogard huffed as hard as he could to propel himself through the portal.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard huffed as hard as he could to propel himself through the portal.

The Once-Author just fell into the portal. Because he wanted to.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu caught onto the Once-Author just before he fell into the portal. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe sneezed again, which spun him into the portal.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The group spilled out onto the volcano. "Well!" declared Nogard. "Let's never go back there again."

He turned to Jilu. "Were you able to find cloves?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu started to shake her head, when a few plants fell out of her hair. Apparently, she found a very convenient place to lie down. "I did! Just now!"

[The H]

Yrank was on the ground again, feeling sick in his mouth. "I hate portals." he grumbled.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe just layed in the dirt.

[reisleK she/her]

14 hours ago, Immortal Platypus said:

The hamsters continued swirling, pushing each other into the portal after the fleeing group.

The hamsters growled and pushed Aero into the portal that everyone was falling into.

Aero just shrugged at that.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Well that's everything we need then!" said Nogard. "Now we just need to throw it all in the volcano."

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Well that's everything we need then!" said Nogard. "Now we just need to throw it all in the volcano."

47 minutes ago, reisleK said:

Aero just shrugged at that.

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe just layed in the dirt.

1 hour ago, The H said:

Yrank was on the ground again, feeling sick in his mouth. "I hate portals." he grumbled.

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Jilu started to shake her head, when a few plants fell out of her hair. Apparently, she found a very convenient place to lie down. "I did! Just now!"

3 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author just fell into the portal. Because he wanted to.

Woe walked on. He hadn't stopped since-

Was that- 

Nogard, Sho- the rest of them all right there. right in front of him!

Woe paled.

[The H]

"Oh, here it comes..." Yrank muttered before promptly throwing up into a nearby bush.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately for Woe, that was the bush he had just walked out of.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

13 minutes ago, The H said:

"Oh, here it comes..." Yrank muttered before promptly throwing up into a nearby bush.

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Unfortunately for Woe, that was the bush he had just walked out of.

Perks of being a narrator, Woe simply made the nasty stiff vanish off of him as he approached. "I am sorry."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard scowled. "Woe. You betrayed us."