The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

The quokkas ruled benevolently. There was a decrease in war, as everyone else was too mesmerised by how cute the quokkas were.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot worshiped the Quokka, acknowledging that it was superior to him in all ways except one. In his quest for the Ultimate Cookie, Noot had become the best Cookie Baker in the universe. He offered his services to the Quokka.

[Going_North_cal]

The air opened, and out stepped the great Kun, god of the Forest, followed by the great Sun, and the great Mun, the gods of the Sun and the Moon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

They were arrested for unsanctioned air-opening.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

They were released on account of not having a large enough prison.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

They were released on strict probation.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This probation was not making rules.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was also infinite.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

But the quokkas had other things to worry about.

[Telrao she/her]

Because a Dingo Deity had invaded the universe.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

It was swiftly followed by a Pangolin Personality.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And a Kangaroo Ked

[NameIess]

And a Meerkat Malcontent.

[That1Cellist he/him]

And the Rabbit Rangers.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And the Berserker Bears.

[NameIess]

And the Jarring jellyfish.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The was starting to take over the world.

[NameIess]

So the the needed to be stopped.

[Turtle they/them]

and so the quokkas came thundering down the mountain

fighting like ninja teddy bears

Edited November 12, 2022 by Turtle
not a singular quokka lol

[NameIess]

They joined with the the and reigned supreme over all.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

23 minutes ago, Turtle said:

quokkas

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quokkas

 

[Turtle they/them]

12 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

 

kas became the emperor of the quokkas empire  

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This was very bad for the economy, and gas prices were at an all-time high.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles' cultist followers resurrected him, but he was a million times more powerful. He took over the Quokkas empire using his pure might.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But he was soon arrested for misuse of "might".