The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The other ghosts took away its credit card to stop it charging.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The buffalo was sad.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Asela was trying to get Gourd to negotiate with death. "Don't worry child, it won't be as bad as you think. Just give him something that you find incredibly personally valuable, and don't leave any loopholes in the agreement. Oh, and don't touch him. Or take anything he gives you that you don't specify to be safe to take in the agreement. And also don't look at his eyes too closely. And make sure not to get caught up in visions of your dead loved ones. And-sorry, you don't need all this help. You'll be fine! Trust your instincts."

[Ranryu she/her]

And then Noot cooked @That1Cellist into a cookie and devoured him.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

If Noot had entered this universe already, then all hope was lost. Almost.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot wondered if he could bake hope into cookies.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Noot was drop-kicked off the edge of the world by a member of the Universal Barrier Protection Agency (UBPA).

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot didn't care. Unless... Was the UBPA hiding cookies from him?

He found his way back in.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

We once again removed by the UBPA, which had been renamed Protective Orange and Green Security (POGS).

[Ranryu she/her]

But Noot was capable of eating anything orange or green.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While the entire cast of Prodigy Math Game (TM) was attempting to breach the barrier, Asela continued negotiating with Death.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It was a tedious process. Death didn't seem to understand the urgency of the situation, evidenced by the fact that he got up to get everyone another cup of coffee every two minutes or so.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Sequence

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Suddenly, Pineapples

[Ranryu she/her]

The Ruler of Math killed all the pineapples via dividing by zero, and that was the end of that.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I was quite unhappy with being consumed and narrated myself out of Noot's stomach. I then gave him a stern talking to.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot decided to forget how to understand Narrators just for kicks.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And Noot ate the Cellist again.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This wasn't good. The Old World was returning. Something must be done!

[NameIess]

Asela stared at the decaying web that was her world, Gourd standing on her right, ghost of Kurucu on her left. "I think... I think I'm too late this time. Or maybe it was just never possible in the first place. The old world is back. really back, and I don't think there's any power left that can seal it away again." She turned to Kurucu. "Unless you know of a way?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Kurucu shook his head sadly. "No." With that, he faded away. "Well he was depressing." Everyone said from a lawn chair nearby.

Edited November 7, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

Asela turned towards Everyone. "You are of the old world?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

:Balance must be achieved: a disembodied voice whispered.

[NameIess]

Well, this was fun. We managed to make it last an entire... 9 pages?!?! Wow, things really slowed down. Perhaps its best if we let these new characters rest in some forgotten corner.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As Nameless said that, the tears stabilized. The creation that characterized the World of Tears, as it would come to be known, ceased, but Asela and the rest still lived and were kept as an example of Narrating gone right.

[NameIess]

And so yet another chapter in TLT history came to an end, making the way clear for a new chapter, one filled with just as much creativity as the last.

 

...Hopefully.

 

Or maybe we'll just spam 'suddenly, pineapples' for the next twenty pages.