The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

So Eof sent out to help the narrators, instead of the other way around.

[NameIess]

Which was why he was sitting on an abandoned planet, waiting for Bookwyrm to come find him.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

23 hours ago, DramaQueen said:

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I'm sorry but seeing the name "Samanth" all I can think of is that you must be doing the opposite of the thing where you add an "a" or "ia" to the end of a boy name to turn it into a girl name (Alex -> Alexa, Simon -> Simona, Patrick -> Patricia, Gabriel -> Gabriella, etc)

But you took the "a" off of a girl's name to turn it into a guy's name (Samantha -> Samanth) and for some reason I find that funny sorry.

 

That's fine, it's kinda what I did, though not on purpose.

The Quarkbeast used Stomachlight to confuse people.

[NameIess]

The confusion was contagious.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

But all confusion was. It was a positive feedback loop. Uncle Brandy agreed.

[NameIess]

Or did he? Nameless was confuzzled.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The fusion of confusion was also contagious.

[NameIess]

It threatened to destabilize the cosmos.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

The cosmos threatened to rip up all paper.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The paper threatened to retaliate violently.

[NameIess]

Things escalated.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Then a fleet of scissors sent from the Federation joined the cosmos in its efforts to destroy all paper.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

paper was offensive to Lord Tyranus.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

Paper folded themselves into paper airplanes and attempted to flee their destruction by escaping into another universe.

[NameIess]

This new universe was filled with papyrus.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

The entire universe was made of it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Their ultimatum was, "Become Papyrus Or Die!." They named the policy BPOD.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

One of them proposed a change of policy but they were destroyed by fire.

[NameIess]

They were very angry. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone in that universe was, since they all had to become papyrus.

[NameIess]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Knight of Iron she/they]

This was just one of the angry noises that angry papyrus makes.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

These noises included, but were not limited to:

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHGGHAGGGGGG

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGHHHGHGHHHHHH

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>:(

And  

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhh

 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Many had lost their minds long ago.

[NameIess]

Including Life.