The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Nameless exploded the telescope, bursting forth in angry brilliance.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Then This appeared.

[Ranryu she/her]

That ate This.

[NameIess]

Nameless killed that with his Narrationblade.

[Ranryu she/her]

The Narrationblade gained sentience and named itself Goomba the Emperor of the Universe.

[NameIess]

Nameless was surprised to develop a split personality, but stranger things had happened before.

[Ranryu she/her]

Goomba the Emperor of the Universe demanded Cheetos. 

[NameIess]

Nameless killed Goomba and thereby made himself whole again.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Except Goomba could not be killed.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Narrators were amazing at doing what could not be done.

[Ranryu she/her]

He hired Goomba as an office clerk.

[NameIess]

Then convinced him to go kill the Witherlord.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Except Goomba was too naughty and rebellious to follow instructions.

[NameIess]

Which is why Nameless used reverse psychology. 

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

So Goomba went to kill the witherlord, a withered old wither.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He threatened to drop on drop of water on his rabbit's head, each minute for FOREVER!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Rabbit was confused why the Goomba wasn‘t going to kill the Witherlord.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Goomba had learned the impossibility of his task.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Goomba found the actual Witherlord, ruler of the withergeists.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was withered.

[NameIess]

And murdered.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But as Goomba was unmurderable, he didn‘t die.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the Witherlord was incredible at killing unkillable things, including, but not limited to:

Narrators

Gods

Phoenixes

Immortals

Literally anything  

Edited October 3, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was an incredibly painful way to die.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But Goomba did not die.