The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot enslaved Eof.

[NameIess]

Narrators really sold be more careful.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was a terrible crime.

[NameIess]

But it was all part of Eof's plan. Noot thought he was the enslaver, but by coming into close contact with Eof, he became the enslaved.

[Ranryu she/her]

Upon learning this, Noot didn't care. All he wanted was cookies, no matter the price. Narrators made excellent cookies. Especially @That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Of course, the best cookie-maker in the whole thread was not Cellist. It was, in fact, someone else.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But the Cellist wanted to make the best cookies, so he set out to find the one who was better than him.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot realized that he had made a grammar error in his monolouge. Narrators could be made into excellent cookies. Especially the Cellist.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Noot was promptly slapped by Reality who had said no more torturing Cellist.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot sadly obeyed, despite being the shard Goldfish and being more powerful than basically anything, no matter what Eof said. After all, it was important to try a variety of cookies. Perhaps some shiny metal cookies next?

[That1Cellist he/him]

The fact was Eof didn't care about the goldfish shard. It was so far beneath him that he pretended to think it was similar in power level to him only so that Eof could amuse himself.

Edited October 2, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"Did you really destroy the universe again while I was gone?" Bookwyrm said to no one in particular as he materialized on a random planet that had formed.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"No idea. I also just got back." Cellist replied.

[Ranryu she/her]

9 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

The fact was Eof didn't care about the goldfish shard. It was so far beneath him that he pretended to think it was similar in power level to him only so that Eof could amuse himself.

And Noot didn't care that Eof didn't care because ultimate power was unapealing. The Goldfish shard was a wise shard, and Noot knew that all he needed was cookies and the occasional revenge attack. No- wait. Make that cookies and violence.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The problem was, manipulating the Goldfish shard into thinking this was part of Eof's plan.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

And of course, he had to make sure the pop tarts stayed within their realm, lest they unleash memes on the world

[Ranryu she/her]

The solution was, Noot literally didn't care. 

Suddenly, pineapples. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

Eof disintegrated them, realizing his masterful manipulation of Noot had gone farther than he realized. However, that wouldn't change any of Eof's plotting. He was quite proud his scheming was going so well.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm was sad because he had wanted to eat those pineapples.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"It's okay! I saved a few. Here you go!" The Cellist rushed over to The Bookwyrm, administering the remaining pineapples.

Edited October 2, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot made pineapple cookies. They were disapointing, so he trapped the Cellist in a narrator-proof cage with them for seven years.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Seven years passed in about one second. Give or take π zeptoseconds.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Those years passed in the span of less than one comment, or, one comment exactly, due to ninjas.

Edited October 2, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The ninjas unleashed a vicious attack on the denizens of the realm.

...And by the realm I mean there's now a country just called "The Realm".

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

That realm was made mostly of marzipan.