The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Not personified, of course.

[NameIess]

No, Everyone personified was far too stoic to be sad about something as insignificant as the death of a tiny, defenseless, adorable little fox.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But my kind is carnivorous, refutes the Eizard.

[NameIess]

This was a good point, but THAT FOX WAS TOO CUTE TO BE EATEN.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast agreed.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm remarked that Burg the Adorable Grub was cuter.

[NameIess]

But Burg hadn't been eaten, so the point was moot.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"But foxesss far cuter than that one are eaten every year." Reputes the Eizard.

[NameIess]

This prompted the entire thread to declare war on the Eizards. led by the Ghanderflaffles, a massive army made up of every species, race, tribe, and people in all of TLT marched on the Eizard capital, intent on wiping them from the face of the earth.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Kealie followed riding on a huge wave of vines cuz she liked how intimidating it seemed

[NameIess]

Unintelligible charged in on a unicorn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The unicorn revealed itself to be a Kirin and decimated the enemies of the Eizards.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Kealie’s vines, whose name I forgot, swallow many enemies gleefully

[NameIess]

So Unintelligible killed it, then continued the charge.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles destroyed TLT five times using ultimate power

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Wow that’s crazy

Kealie and her vines lose track of what’s happening

[NameIess]

Foe appeared in front of Darth Barnacles. "Cease your pathetic flailing. It annoys me."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast ate the 7th wall. then the 17th one.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot used all the chaos to finally eat the Ultimate Cookie and ascend, becoming the shard Goldfish.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The audience applauded.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The audience exploded.

[NameIess]

But Noot remade them. Because audiences are good at making cookies.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The audience threw cookies at Noot for saving the,

Edited October 1, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Magic chicken.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Gramatical error had turned the audience into a magical chicken.