The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

They hissed angrily and began eating his boots.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A Stranger appeared with a Begone broom and smacked the rats.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"No!" The Cellist fled and went to find Eof and demand to know why he had flushed him.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the Toilet was a bit of a labyrinth worse than the actual labyrinth.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot was still not a rat, so the broom did not affect him. He went to bite the Cellist on the toe and eat all his infused spheres.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist punched Noot, since kicking was apparently ineffective. "Why must I be tormented so?" He lamented.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The stranger picked Noot up by the scruff of it's neck, waved something shiny in front distracting, held up an ancient bone, smiled evilly and disappeared.

[NameIess]

The stranger then had an untimely encounter with Death.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot was irrationally angry about something that had happened to a different avatar in a different dimension. He wasn't sure what. 

The shiny thing was only mildly distracting, however.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist ignored these proceedings, and went on his way, tapping a metalmind to increase his Fortune. "I've had quite enough bad things happen to me today." He said.

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

(He was wrong)

[That1Cellist he/him]

Unfortunately, The Cellist hadn't stared up very much Fortune.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A onik appeared infront of Cellist.

[Ranryu she/her]

Very, very wrong. 

The sky caved in.

[NameIess]

It ate him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Why!"

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Ranryu she/her]

I'm getting ninjad so bad 

"Karma." the entire planet hissed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The planet exploded.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"What did I even do? I haven't been active on here in quite some time!" The Cellist screeched in anger.

[NameIess]

Turns out 'The Toilet' was actually the 'toilet' referred to by the phrase 'it's all going down the toilet'. And since that phrase was used exclusively in reference to bad things going down the toilet, pretty much everything bad was in there.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A Eizard rubbed against him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, at least I know. Now I need to find a way to escape. I also need to get revenge on Eof." The Cellist gave the Eizard a hug.

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Ranryu she/her]

Just now, Nameless said:

Turns out 'The Toilet' was actually the 'toilet' referred to by the phrase 'it's all going down the toilet'. And since that phrase was used exclusively in reference to bad things going down the toilet, pretty much everything bad was in there.

Also, the universe realized that it really, really liked torturing the Cellist. 

[NameIess]

The Witherlord poked his head out of the shadows ahead of Cellist.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Eizard rubbed against him, even harder.