The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Ranryu she/her]

Rob was very angry about his mugs

[That1Cellist he/him]

"No, my mug!" The Cellist cried out as it was taken from him by the robbers. "I just want to get to the toilet to help Eof!"

[NameIess]

The Robbers threw a Rob in his face.

[Ranryu she/her]

Rob, AKA Mitosis, AKA the Robbers, would not yield.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Eof and The Cellist used the confusion to escape onward towards Dagger Dan's Dive.

[NameIess]

Upon entering Dagger Dan's Dive, they were immediately acosted.

[Ranryu she/her]

By a vengeful Hambo.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Seriously?" The fatigued Cellist said, reaching for a weapon.

[NameIess]

Eof pulled out a wad of cash and used it to eliminate the cost.

[Ranryu she/her]

Access denied. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

Then Eof was taxed by the government. He also was forced to pay an entrance fee to Dagger Dan's Dive.

[NameIess]

But they finally attained access to Dagger Dan's Dive. "Alright pal, thanks for the help. And for being so dang gullible." Eof kicked Cellist into a deep pit with fast-moving water at the bottom.

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot appeared. "KARMA!" he screamed in an un-Nootlike voice.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Great, I'm in The Toilet, and I just got flushed. Why, Eof?" The Cellist cried out, spiraling downward.

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Eof went to the nearest restaurant (of which there were dozens) and ordered some food while he watched for clues.

[That1Cellist he/him]

With The Cellist out of the equation for now, he was safe to return to his plotting.

[Ranryu she/her]

It was a pineapple restaurant. 

[NameIess]

Plotting to save his family. That really was his goal. He just had a little bit of classical villain training left in him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist awoke in a damp, dark cave. "Ugh, he said. Now I need to find my way out of here. I was going to help Eof. Why did he have to do that?"

[NameIess]

He immediately got ratted out.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Safely out of the cave, The Cellist thanked the rats for helping him.

[NameIess]

They refused to take his thanks, instead taking all of his money and two of his toes.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Speeke Rattus Rattus

[Ranryu she/her]

Noot was not a rat, but the spell worked on him nevertheless. 

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist healed his toes using stormlight, and then kicked the rats away. "Shoo, pests!"