The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

This had the unexpected effect of growing a magical volcano on his forehead.

This volcano, it might be mentioned, housed a colony of tiny birds made of jewels. Why? Why not?

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Bubbles became un–sad after a few days and decided to go on a quest to find the ancient bazooka treasure that could revive his relatives.

[NameIess]

This ancient bazooka was at least three days old.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

That made it the second oldest Bazooka in the world, Bubbles being the oldest.

[NameIess]

Except for Jerry.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Jerry was the old, wise, all powerful bazooka who lived alone in a rutabaga.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Jerry was the most ancient Bazooka

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Jerry knew all and gave his wisdom only to those who were worthy. That mostly meant rutabagas.

[NameIess]

Except for...

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Bob. A happy squash.

[NameIess]

Bob had true wisdom.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Given to him by Jerry. Bob knew all Jerry knew.

[NameIess]

This made Bob arrogant. So he ate Jerry,

[That1Cellist he/him]

This angered Angry Squirrel, who went off to report to Angry Man.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Bob had never eaten a bazooka before.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It wasn't supposed to have happened.

[NameIess]

Only Eof could have predicted it.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Bob exploded because bazookas were not for eating. Now all of Jerry‘s knowledge was lost.

[That1Cellist he/him]

This was according to Eof's plan.

[NameIess]

Jerry had known too much.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So he had been eliminated.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Now only two Bazookas remained.

[That1Cellist he/him]

And they had made some very bad enemies.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A sneeze eliminated one.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The other was eliminated by another of Nin's Apprentices, who was off on a quest.