The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Well, nice to know that not everyone you meet in Mordor is pure evil."

Kealie: “Mordor. So THATS where we are. Can you point us to the nearest portal plaza?”

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Not everyone is…“ Rabbit shakes her head, “Can‘t agree with that one.“

[NameIess]

"Of course." People pointed directly towards the eye of Sauron. "Just opened last week."

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Uh, Haly. I don‘t think that eye sells pizza.“ Rabbit shudders.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

“Uh, Haly. I don‘t think that eye sells pizza.“ Rabbit shudders.

Kealie: “Not pizza. A PORTAL. I’m not native to this world.”

gotta sign off; Syl!

Edited September 23, 2022 by TheHalcyonGirl

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym appeared at the behest of Bookwyrm to research the supposed existence of portal plazas.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lightseeker followed, deciding that she would follow Rym.

[NameIess]

People continued walking towards the portal.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Kealie snaps her fingers and the vines grow under her, propelling her toward Soron “The plaza’s this way, right?”

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

But there was a shield around the portal.

You‘ve got to bold it or it‘s non–cannon, Haly.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Ugh I forgot again 

just remind me once a day and I’ll remember

Kealie bangs her fist agains the shield “I’ve got to get home before the Raztinak!”

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Then drabbits appeared! 
Dragon rabbits.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Kealie: gasps happily and forgets about the portal and runs toward the drabbits “Oh wonderful creatures, grace me with wisdom and knowledge!”

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

The drabbits took Kealie to their drabbit realm to teach her.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Rabbit Unmade said:

The drabbits took Kealie to their drabbit realm to teach her.

Kealie looks around in wonder “Wow… this is the best thing that’s ever, EVER happened to me.”

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Terror, a oldish drabbit, flies into the room, “I‘ll be your mentor.“ he says with a bow.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Kealie: EEEEES “Okay… these are my bondvines. I call them Norkie.” Her vines wiggle

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Rym was kind of confused.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

So was the Narrator. But this was nothing new.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Samanth Vacker glimered into the room, stowing a leaping crystal.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The Originator entered the room.

"HEY," it shouted

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Kealie: “Hi. What is it?”

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

It‘s Samantha Vacker! KotLC has invaded TLT! Out! Out! You‘re no match for Brandon‘s writing!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Lightseeker sneezed accidentally casting an animus spell on a drabbit.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The originator began to question its life's purpose. Where did I originate? Seriously, where did The Originator come from?