The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

4 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"No," Bookwyrm replied. "Despite being a Narrator, I don't know everything, and I haven't been everywhere." Bookwyrm summoned his Narrationblade in a similar form.

"Well, it's where all the world's most exotic poisons come from. Including those sometimes used on Narrators, so be careful. I doubt anything in here could kill you, but you certainly wouldn't enjoy getting bitten by the Thread's most venomous snake."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"I'd enjoy watching that though. Snakes are awesome." Everyone said from a tree branch above Eof and the Bookwyrm.

Edited September 21, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

"Mayhaps you would, splinter. Mayhaps you would." Eof crouched down, picking a flower from the ground and eying it curiously. "This flower is not natural to this place."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"'Mayhaps'? What are you ninety?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard appears. "Eof is far older than anyone else, he lived when the luxsprites lived."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone blinked. "Fair enough I suppose."

[NameIess]

"I have lived longer than most, yes." Eof dropped the flower, pointing northwest. "We go this way."

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm picked up the flower and placed it in his pocket. Then he followed Eof.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

In the northwest, they found Peace. Not what they were expecting, but they would take what they could get.

[NameIess]

Eof killed Peace without a second glance.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone stared at Eof for a moment, then smiled. "I like this guy. Peace sucks."

[NameIess]

"Indeed. Peace is a lie and a liar."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Peace has caused us far too much trouble."

[Turtle they/them]

“peace is like the calm before the storm. Scary. Better to rip the bandaid off now.”

[NameIess]

Eof pulled a faint strand of magic from Peace's corpse, carefully slicing it with his machete. "Curious. Soulmover was involved in this somehow. We must pay him a visit."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard sneezed, this was important because...

[NameIess]

It caught the attention of a butterfly, who landed on the tip of Wizard's nose.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard whispered to the butterfly and the eagles came.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Gandalf appeared and sued for copyright infringement.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, That1Cellist said:

Gandalf appeared and sued for copyright infringement.

Wizard sighed as his third trial in TLT started.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

A random guy somewhere idly wondered if Gandalf and Wizard were the same person.

[NameIess]

Spoiler: They were. And also weren't. It was complicated.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Anyway, Wizard hired Nameless to be his lawyer.

[NameIess]

Nameless was still trapped in a prison somewhere, but he sent Moni in his place. She was a great lawyer.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Nameless could have gotten out, but he was a terrible lawyer, so…