The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

So she turned it into blood.

[+Doomstick he/him]

it was microbe blood

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Rather like water.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

AC, needless to say (but it will be said anyways), became even more horrified of fairy godmothers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X was rather surprised.

[NameIess]

Nameless sat in the middle of a forest of fallen trees, contemplating life.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

There was a loud thunk as another tree fell.

[NameIess]

Nameless winced as he pulled his foot out from under it.

[Yvainnie she/her]

And exploded.

Edited December 9, 2020 by Yvainnie

[NameIess]

The tree into oblivion. "I HATE STUBBING MY TOE!"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The tree's ghost stared him in the face.

[NameIess]

Nameless reformed the tree's ghost into a massive tree in the middle of an elven forest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The tree was immensely grateful.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And as such, granted him 3 wishes.

[NameIess]

Nameless wished that the tree would be happy, that it would help others to be happy, and that the tree would have a merry Christmas.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Look, son, there’s our Christmas tree!” a man said, revving his chainsaw.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was referring to a dead tree.

[AonEne he/him]

Because the wish-giving tree had just been murdered by the chainsaw man.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Its ghost was quite miffed.

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged helplessly at the tree's ghost.

[AonEne he/him]

Ene hugged said ghost.

[NameIess]

Nameless wandered away to find some other place to contemplate life.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The tree's ghost sat down and sighed.

"Dying sucks," she said gloomily.

[NameIess]

Nameless considered briefly, then went to sit beside the tree's ghost. "Well, I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably stop existing in a few pages at most. You won't be sad for long."

[Condensation she/her]

"Plus, soon you can meet the cloning tree's ghost! She's an old friend."